Shower Hockey Mug
A mildly popular, homo-erotic game commonly played among young adult men in a college athletic type setting. Requirements: 4+ people Large, open shower facility (usually in a dorm or gym building) 1+ bar(s) of soap Predetermined "Goals" (equal in size) for both teams Game Play/Rules: - All players undress completely and enter the shower area. - Turn on all shower heads to properly wet the floor/playing field (leave them on to prevent the playing field from drying). - Set up goals for both teams on opposing walls of the playing field. Must be equal in size and difficulty. - Divide all participants into 2 equal teams. (Some sort of marking (ie: sharpie) is recommended to distinguish team members. - Place bar of soap in the middle of the playing field. - All partipants must be touching the far wall of the shower area before the game can begin. - A countdown of "3, (pause) 2, (pause) 1, (Pause) GO!" will be given and no participant may leave the wall until the countdown is complete. - When the countdown is complete all participants are free to run/walk/slip/slide to the center of the field and gain posession of the soap. - No body part except the feet may be used to handle/manipulate the soap. - 1 point is given to a team for scoring on the opposing teams goal. - There is no pause in gameplay after a goal is scored. - Each game shal be timed, and last 15 minutes. (Any goals scored after the 15 minutes do not count) - If the game is tied at the end of the 15 minutes, the game will go into "overtime" - "Overtime" will last 3 minutes, and the team who scores the most points in "overtime" will be declared the winner. - Any intentional pushing, shoving, tripping, etc. will be deemed a "penalty" - The punishment of a "penalty" is to be determined by the teams beforehand (usually a spanking to the buttocks)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup