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Moon Joy

The shared sense of wonder and global unity sparked by humanity’s modern return to the moon. This term blossomed during the Artemis II mission, inspired by the first crew in over fifty years to orbit the lunar far side.

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Moon Joy: The shared sense of wonder and global unity sparked by humanity’s modern return to the moon. This term blossomed during the Artemis II mission, inspired by the first crew in over fifty years to orbit the lunar far side.

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ballyhoo: Mischevous and often counter-productive behavior. See tomfoolery, douchebaggery.

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guzzolene: The name used to refer to gasoline in the Mad Max series.

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They hate us cause they anus: From the movie "the interview." Seth Rogan's character misunderstands his friend's (played by James Franco) phrase "they hate us cause they ain't us." The phrase is then repeated many times throughout the movie to sound like "they hate us cause they anus"

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sundowning: Sundowning is a term used to describe a decline in cognitive abilities toward the late afternoon or evening. It is a common pattern in senile dementia.

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Party Pocket: The party pocket is the use of a bra as a pocket. This is used when going out and you don't have pants with pockets or a purse.

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East Bumfuck: My daughter lives in East Bumfuck , NY. Population, 27. Directions: Drive a couple of hours into the middle of no where. When you get to that point, it's only a few more hours away!

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Gorehound: An individual that is immersed in the genre of horror that revolves around intense displays of gore and mayhem; Films like 'Dawn of the Dead' and 'Zombie'. Someone that loves b-horror films that have poor plot and acting, and watch for the scenes of extreme violence and gore.

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hero: Defined in the movie Serenity: A hero is someone who gets a lot of OTHER people killed.

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bimbofication: The process of transforming into an airheaded slut, perfectly happy to be used and degraded. A sexual fetish.

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strategic absence: Taking off from school in order to get work done, miss a test, and/or push back a due date. Similar to playing hooky, the difference being you are actually doing work.

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Pucker Factor: The act of your sphincter grabbing some of the seat underneath you as you narrowly escape a dire situation (i.e. an emergency procedure, enemy fire, RPGs, SAM missiles.) while flying a helicopter for the U.S. Army.

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frieNDA: An informal, at best verbal, understanding that what is being discussed is in confidence. No paperwork, just trust, protects ideas from being stolen.

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bredrin: "Bredrin" is the Rastafarian subdialect word for Brethren. With original religious implications, the word later took on the Bible definition of "brother". Hence, one who shares a common ancestry, allegiance, character, or purpose with another.

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OBJECTION!: 'This evidence clearly reveals the contradiction in that statement, Your Honor!'

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bye felicia: An expression used to dismiss someone. This person is usually irrelevant and annoying. This expression derived from the movie "Friday"

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cack: "Cock" with a Boston accent. Popularized by Matt Damon in the movie Good Will Hunting. Not to be confused with a male chicken.

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Neoboomer: A member of Gen Z who is conservative and has ideologies and opinions that are more similar to that of a boomer

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dinergoth: The dominant youth archetype of 2020s suburban and provincial America. The dinergoth sits at the mainstream convergence of once-niche culture: alt fashion, geek fandoms, and downward mobility. Formed online via Discord, TikTok, and YouTube, dinergoths mix formerly subcultural aesthetics like goth, emo, piercings, and dyed hair into mass-retail fashion. They openly display interests once seen as nerdy or deviant: anime, queerness, cosplay, furry culture, BDSM. Neurodivergent diagnoses are worn as identity markers. Unlike earlier subcultures, dinergoths aren't rebellious or ironic. Hentai and stagnation are just facts of life. Cultural touchstones include Deltarune, Hazbin Hotel, Genshin Impact, VTubers, streamers, and drawing "OCs". They practice queerness as default, learned through fandom rather than via theory. Dinergoths are suburban or rural, often working in service, warehouse, or anonymous office jobs. More Buffalo than Brooklyn. They prioritize comfort, creative hobbies, and online community over career status. Content creation is often seen as an exit out of a disenchanted world. Dinergoth traits now permeate Gen Z mass culture, but the archetype is clearest in the pierced, anime-addled, downwardly mobile alt-prole who thrives in the stagnation and placelessness of the American hinterlands.

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Goat Rodeo: A situation that is hopelessly fucked up. The worst of three stages of goat-ness. First is the Goat Rope, defined else where. Then there is the utilitraian Goat Fuck. This normally requires a serious amount of work to unfuck. Lastly, there is the Goat Rodeo. The worst of the three, it is beyond even profanity. It describes a situation that involves many individuals screw ups, and implies that the fuck up is already well underway, meaning that there is no hope in stopping the mess. Usually said with a defeated tone:

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toots: Term of endearment roughly equivalent to baby. Note: Only applicable if you live in a black and white movie.

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Third Spaces: Refers to places other than home or school/work that can be used for socializing (everything from movie theatres and public parks to libraries and cafes). Coined by Ray Oldenberg in the 1980's to describe how, even by that time, such spaces were disappearing as fixtures of many communities. In the years since the term's coining, the spaces that have survived have also become increasingly expensive, further restricting their use, especially by young people.

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Revenge bedtime procrastination: Putting off sleeping normally to get a semblance of happiness and control/ bastard sleeping stubbornness.

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the 101: a 200 mile long parking lot in California that was once considered a route through which vehicles moved.

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schooliosis: Scoliosis that is caused by constantly wearing a heavy backpack filled with books, usually from school.

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a winner is you: Engrish take from Nintendo Pro Wrestling. Used by rohm kiddies and 80s revisionists.

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Soused: One of the first stages of the downward spiral after alcohol consumption. This stage appears prior to 'Stinking' and is often characterised by hunching over bars and been sprawled out on chairs/sofas.

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shape rotator: A shape rotator is someone with high visuospatial ability. Contrasts with with wordcel, i.e. someone with high verbal ability. It's a term based on puzzles used in some IQ tests that require the test-taker to mentally rotate or unfold a shape to see which shape it matches up with.

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