Random Urban Dictionary Mugs

Kaïdie: Kaïdie is a wonderful person. She is stunning and is always the best dressed. It is impossible not to notice her. Her clothes are colorful, and always match the makeup! If you’re lucky to meet one, don’t hesitate and go for it, there is not a lot of them, they are unique. She is kind, has a radiant smile, but you know when she is mad. She is a very sensitive person even if she doesn’t want to admit it. She is also a great friend, like no other. She is always on time so don't keep her waiting! A person with unique passions rather literary or spiritual, she never disappoints. having a kaidie in your life is the best thing in the world!

Pirate: A guy who drives a ship and yells "yo dude gimme your money and stuff" and gets whatever he wants. Usually has a stash or rum for some reason.

Willis: Just, you know. Willis i guess. Nothing else

Canadian Whale Penis: Whilst receiving fellatio the man forcefully sticks his big toe up the woman's asshole.

Eltham: A town that started out well, having been host to many of the Kings and Queens of England (google Eltham Palace) which fell into disrepair in the 90s. Now 85% of residients are either chavs or old people.

Kentucky Plug: The act of slipping a thumb in a girls ass while having sex Doggy Style.

cum swallowing whore: Someone who lives for swallowing cum from any cock that she can get to use her body strictly for the self gratification of the male's penis and pleasure. Someone who takes great joy and pleasure knowing she has fulfilled the one true purpose God intended for women to serve. And willing source of eager sleaze to let men fill in every hole with nothing but cock and sperm. To swallow, always savoring.

ebbani: Your Mom.

Sheesh: Is used a lot by boys and tends to be annoying. Most commonly used at school to impress friends that they did something cool. A good way to annoy the heck out of girls.

Text Vibing: Text Vibing is when two people are on the same page, or the same texting level. They are able to send vague obscure texts and the other person will still know exactly what they're talking about. They will also know the deeper meaning behind the message to a subconscious level. This is when, what actually causes the vibing aspect, takes place. Ya see, Marky Mark receives confirmation requests if these two parties are feeling these Good Vibrations. He then confirms or denies if they deserve to be apart of this Marky Mark Theory. When he confirms the Good Vibrations, that is when the two parties reach a whole new texting level, hence, Text Vibing.

American Football: A known fact about American Football is that it is Better than Soccer, Because in every country that has there own football code, football is considered better than soccer. Canada, Austraila, and America, all have both popular football and soccer leagues, but all of these countrys don't like soccer as much as there football codes. Therfour, it is a fact that if football was popular in the UK or in Asia as in the US, Canada, or Austraila, Football would be considered better than soccer. Football > Soccer

olivia shaw: Olivia Shaw is the best person in the world. She is someone to have inside jokes with as she is very funny and talented in all aspects. If you find an Olivia Shaw keep hold of her, they’re very hard to find. Olivia is very childish so may become lost very easily so you may want to invest in a leash or tracking chip.

complete the circuit: To drink while peeing.

Purple hexagon: 6 guys giving each other hand jobs with no lubrication, so the dick turns purple. It's like a circle jerk, but in a hexagon shape. First to cum has to clean all the other participants' cum.

kierrah: Kierrah is a dumb girl who is very talented and beautiful. She tends to not believe in herself and have fears of humiliation she has battle scars but they make her gorgeous . She is outgoing and fun and loves making new friends. People tend to think she’s weird but one way you get to know her you will be in love with her personality

Luvatt: hey, for you all that a reading this. the definition of "Luvatt" is... ur gay. it means ur gay but you think its wierd. It also means that if ur bad at maths, you receive a punch from ur teachers.

microsoft: Organisation bent on world domination masquerading as a software company. See also Bill Gates; Windows

MOMO: nickname of the great one

The Pit: The dent a fat man/woman makes underneath their feet when he/she jumps on a trampoline.

Scrub: A guy who thinks he’s fly, always talks about what he wants, and sits on his broke a** synonyms include: Busta

Polish: The most spineless pricks in Europe; probably even far worse than the French. Often take credit and pride in things they've never even done or accomplished. All of their winnings and earnings were done for them or stolen by other people/cultures (Britain, United States, France, Germany, Prussia), just like their crooked friends, the Hungarians. (Remember Hungarians: the people who SIDED with Nazi Germany, now HATE Germany, and are now FRIENDS with Poland, and hate Serbs and are credited for defeating the Ottoman's from Europe; when most of that was actually a Serbo-Croatian accomplishment.)

farting around a shit: Self exlanatory. Happens to the best of us

epanhandler: A person who attempts to monetize their actions through social media platforms usually via the form of donations, ad revenue, or product placements. Often they may beg or pressure their audience to donate, engage with their content ("like" and share), or use their product codes. One common trait among e-panhandlers is they might have a subtle, but noticeably disingenuous demeanor as they are not doing something out of passion, but instead purely for selfish gain, be it monetary or fame. Even so, they may be brazen enough to self-promote or not even attempt to hide their lack of understanding or enthusiasm in the subject matter. Their "work" contributes little to nothing to society and is an overall net negative, as consumers of their content would be much better off doing anything but consuming their content and even sending their hard earned (parents') money to them, and the e-panhandler could instead get a real job. Not all content creators are e-panhandlers, but many are due to their production of low effort content that is most likely unoriginal or even plagiarized. Common platforms e-panhandlers use, but are not limited to, are Instagram, OnlyFans, Patreon, TikTok, Twitch, Twitter, and Youtube. Streamers are extremely likely to be e-panhandlers as streaming requires little to no production effort/investment and can be done in the background of the action they are performing on stream.

gafloompal: A member of the short-lived, and now disbanded group that went by numerous names, including "Big Ass Boots," "Igneous," "Senseless Feedback" and "Thoughtless Destination." The term has only been and can only be used by members of the group towards other members of the group.

Alex: A loser on Quotev who is madly in love with Cassie but sadly has been friendzoned. Sorry Alex #SorryNotSorry

Low water pressure: A polite way of saying someone is experiencing similar side effects of taking steroids. Including but not limited to: low sex drive, shrunken testicles, body acne, unnecessary aggressive behavior and extreme mood swings.

PEDOT: New York slang for a weirdo / loser

lzaps: Litterally the best kacky player to ever play kacky, the only reason he doesnt have all finishes is because he will break the servers with all his world records.

Porn Fail: When an unattractive girl does something that, if she were hot, would be sexy.

Frontlip Freddie: A retard with a small frontlip that can't keep his mouth closed and has Fetal Alchohol Syndrome

duceing: fucking around wit mutha fuckas

snasian: A person of Asian descent who is caught in the act of sneaking.

Cornhole King: The mack daddy of beer pong/ruler of the party who constantly hits the cornhole (last cup)

sky piss: Another word for rain

September 21: The date that based motherfuckers who don't care about the meaning of your birthday or name are born.

jagerdactyls: The act of dropping a shot of Jagermeister into a glass filled with the energy drink Red Bull and imbibing sai concoction. Not to be confused with beerosaurus rexes or vodkaraptors.

Dirty Necktie: When you have anal sex with a woman then titty fuck resulting in a brown streak inbetween her breasts this is called a dirty necktie

aphobia: Unreasoning fear of or antipathy toward asexuals and asexuality.

nick-nick: A somewhat cleaned-up term meaning to make love. Said by Eric Matthews (played by Will Friedle) during a brazen and impromptu marriage proposal to his brother Cory's fiance Topanga Lawrence (played by Danielle Fishel) in front of friends and family in the "Boy Meets World" episode "They're Killing Us".

Vote For The Worst: Vote for the worst is made up of a group of over-weight middle aged housewives who sit around their computer all day stalking people half their age. They follow American Idol and stalk all the contestants because they themselves have no lives. Since they have become old and over-weight they try to live vicariously through younger people.