Random Urban Dictionary Mugs

Easy on the merchandise: It is said when something or someone is being touched abruptly or handled harshly.

jaydynn: A crazy lovable person who has many friends and loves her friends and family she doesn't care what you say and she can be a bitch sometimes but who cares shes funny

Dream: The best, the king of manhunt, once had a world record in speed running minecraft (The best game).

masciana: the sexiest last name alive.

Jugged: To screw something up or do something utterly retarded

Pearl Dive: Performing oral sex on a female and licking her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).

hellektro: See also: Terror EBM See also: Future Pop See also: Stupid Genre Names. as quoted from some random source, it is a pigeonhole term used to describe harsh EBM - distorted beats, raging vocals, piercing synths. See also: www.hellektro.com

ventriloquist fart: A ventriloquist fart is when you stare down someone else after you cut a fart so people around you will suspect the other person.

Thiensville: The Capital of Mequon

man blanket: a woman who constantly drapes herself over a man.

Ding Ding: The phrase "It's a ding ding" is used when experiencing a big win in Casino games, a win 100x or more is normally required for it to be a Ding Ding. Higher wins 300x or more are often referred to as a SUPER MEGA DING DING. The phrase is said whilst holding one foot with both hands, then raising it in the air as you say "ding ding" Legend has it that a Swedish man called Sir Kim from Halmstad created the phrase when getting over 100x on Starburst!

Moniz: To manscape yourself to within an inch of your life.

Numpft: It is commonly used to describe a person who is a bit on the slow side of things and has a general delayed reaction to most subjects ,especially humour. It originates from the word numpfty In reality the word actually doesn’t seem that offensive and sort of sounds like something your nan or partner would call you if you were acting the ejet i.e falling down a flight of stairs

Murraytor: When you are small but you have big dick energy you are a murraytor

aibou: literally meaning "partner" in Japanese, it is has now more commonly meant gay or homosexual.

ecchitastic: ecchi + fantastic meaning of or related to japanese perversion fantasy in a very fantastic way.

Sploog: Sploog can mean anything you want it to mean. Its just a word used in place of common words used to throw people off what you're really talking about. To make sense of it you have to listen to the context clues and how it is used that particular time.

Stop freezing your shit and buy a dildo.: What you say to someone who is being cheap. Derives from cheap whores who, instead of buying a dildo, shit into a condom and freeze it in order to use it as a device for masturbating.

Gabe: Gabe Is a babe. Gabes are usually unrealistically attractive and most defiantly dyslexic. Gabes often have great personalities that are unbeatable by others. Gabes hold the characteristics that others lack in themselves and fill in the cracks of the people around them. Gabes make great partners despite their total lack of confidence to talk to the girl they like. Gabes have the cuteness of puppies and the charm of a diamond. Gabes, once again, are babes.

yobo: Korean mistress. GI Korean word. From the Korean word yobo-say-o meaning hello.

Unicorn: a pad for your period

KAGs: Mentally under-developed Trump supporters who believe whatever shit their daddy donald sticks up their anuses. Derived from Trump's 2020 campaign acronym of "Keep America Great."

galafeling: The act of getting stuck inside one’s own duvet cover.

right ripped: fucked off substaces to the point of no control.

Varrix: Varrix, otherwise known as VarrixGaming, is an amazing YouTube personality that focuses on Gaming. If you ever come across his channel, make sure to Subscribe.

Aure: Shorthand for "Are you sure?" Used by thugs and scene kids alike.

Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me: A "modern day" variation on the classic "I'll be able to call David Rockefeller a tramp" saying, and used to humorously refer to your having made a modest profit and/or unexpectedly gained a few bucks extra on a difficult job you recently completed.

nuiershen: A wholesome guy on the outside, a full on weirdo on the inside.

Emo: "Emotional", "Emotive" or whatever, who really cares ...

pranitha: the sex goddess

Tyanasya: hi, that's yourself, you know best, don't hurt yourself, when are you reading this?? Have you eaten already ? Have you drank yet? I don't want you to get sick, I know this is a basic question, but care is important, if you don't love yourself, how do you expect love from others, keep breathing, at least for a cup of hot tea, for a piece of cake that you bought this afternoon, and stay alive, at least until tomorrow, tomorrow, and so on

himan: the hottest girls/guys you’ll ever have the chance of meeting. they’ll literally blow your brains out. they stay close together and won’t ever expose your secrets to anyone. they have a history of eating straws, plain, rawdogged with no sauce. if you ever meet one of these be sure to bring along a one of a kind homemade barney or teletubby figure and they’ll warm right up to you with no hesitation!!

Ali'i: Alii is nice, yet incredibly self absorbed. she will be a nice ally to have, but at the same time, will backstab you just for popularity.

home: A colloquial term used to refer to "college" after a prolonged stay, typically when a student has taken six years or more to graduate. This reflects a sense of familiarity and permanence, as the college experience extends beyond the typical timeframe.

Zappyboi: Troll character from World of Warcraft Battle for Azeroth cinematics.

Ezzy: The definition of security.

THIS IS SPARTA!: the single greatest battle cry in existance. Every time it is heard it brings an un-conditional tear to one's eye. It was spoken by leonidas prior to kicking a messanger in the chest in order to send him sprawling into a well.

Mr. Rager: Thaaa stoner Scott Mescudi, better know as KiD CuDi. Made famous by his songs "Day N' Night" and "Make Her Say" His new album "Man on the Moon II: Legend of Mr. Rager" will be released in August or September of 2010. With his awesome beats and amazing rap skills, it's sure to be amazing.

fuck you shots: This activity is best shared with good friends. You have had a long shitty day, everyone pissing you off. Choose your favorite alcohol, in place of a toast you say Fuck _________ (insert offending name). Before you know it, a perfect end to a shitty day. Repeat as needed until you are happy!

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