Random Urban Dictionary Mugs

Knorts: A pair of shorts that go far past your knees. (pronounced norr-ts)

dig dug: the patch of skin between the scrotum and the anus; the taint

FMO: FMO is the acronym for "Fear of Missing Out".

access: To get into something.

Fair shake of the sauce bottle: Synonymous with fair go i.e. a chance

Nigger knots: A racial slur that is used when an african-american has cornrows. Originated in the south.

Paranoid Schizophrenic: The only people on the planet who AREN'T crazy.

LoLzorbz: The "zorbz" is not an acronym nor is it an actual word. However it's meaning is mainly an adverb, because it shows that something is very funny but you dont know why it's funny. Or it can simply mean that something is hilarious and a little more funnier than Laugh Out Loud. But not "rolling on the floor" or "laugh my ass off" worthy.

sandtrap: the vaginal cavity of an asian woman

Margox: 1. A mythical creature from French folklore. Similar to Greek sirens in their dangerous powers of seduction, a Margox is beautiful winged demi-goddess It is believed that the legend of the Margox had a heavy influence in Rome occupied Gaul and was an integral influence on Medieval and Renaissance representations of biblical angels. 2. Used to refer to hot women, specifically femme fatales. Especially used with regards to foreigners.

Bumbumming: (verb) To rub your bum against someone else's bum

Opg: The drugies group they smoke weed and nicotine and drunk alot

VittarLovers: VittarLovers are Pabllo Vittar’s fans!

Autul: An individual who cares about his or her appearance but has made questionable hair choices. Used to describe someone who is trustworthy and upright, but whom you can buy with enough money. Can sometimes refer to a person who believes in their horoscope despite the lack of scientific evidence or even logic.

Rim Job: Slang term for a slam dunk in a basketball game.

West Aucklander: From the depths of West Auckland. Probably has a mullet. Almost certainly snorts coke. 100% chance they will steal your mailbox and then your girl. Not to be confused with a South Aucklander who will steal your bike tires instead.

Undrowel: To strip or take of your or someone else's clothing.

Bully white people day: “the black community and rest of the community has come together and unified to bully white people on this ‘January 17th’. no this is not racism if they’re white and yes they deserved it after all these years and today we’re here to reclaim our supremacy to white people be ready”

Lemen Cweam: Notorious femboy DDOSer. Has known affiliations to Cweam Team, a large terrorist/hacker group.

Nigga Bitz: What is left of Sgt. Doakes at the end of season 2 of Dexter because he got blown to shit.

felix maier: A good rapper that vapes constantly. He is often not very smart and tends to make dumb decisions. He is also a player and has many girlfriends but not actual girlfriends. He hopes to lose his virginity one day but until then, he plays league of legends every day.

Gorilla: Truly the most powerful animal in existence people say these creatures are endangered but the truth is these sexy deadly creature are repopulating like flys in the Amazon jungle for war and there's nothing we can do be get prepared for doomsday

Vapure: Both the name of a chain of stores in San Diego county, California, and used to refer to the products they sell -- electronic cigarettes that are rechargeable and refillable with nicotine fluid. Occasionally, the nicotine fluid is replaced with hash oil or something else to this extent. Teenagers refer to these handheld vaporizers (with THC instead of nicotine) as "G pens". Electronic cigarettes are mainly used by teenagers and adult nerds.

Geoffrey: The best giraffe in the world.

overhaul: 1. v., To rebuild or refurbish a product. (Completely overhaul: rebuild.) 2. n. The process or result of overhauling. 3. v. To catch up with, and pass something or someone.

Steph S: Steph is a caring , kind hearted, beautiful, intelligent person. She is always one step ahead. She is always someone you can rely on and trust with anything. She is fun to be around and you will always laugh with her. Steph has long beautiful hair, and rosy cheeks . She is a true Disney princess. Steph is talented and is good at anything she touches. She deserves all the success, happiness, and finer things in life. She will always be there for you no matter what, and I will always be there for Steph.

bridge-top: the top/pinnacle of any bridge in the world. not to be confused with the flat part of the bridge. On a suspension bridge this would be the top of the vertical suspenders (things on the side).

condom shy: An unfortunate affliction found in males that 99% of the time will lead to bigger problems. One with this disorder will be extremly arroused, hard, and ready for a sexual encounter until a condom is applied. Once the condom is on, the male's errection disappears and goes completly limp. After this, one of the following happens: 1. The female refuses to go forward without a condom and the male never gets laid. 2. The female and male agree to forget the condom and go for it, usually leading to an STD, pregnancy, or both. 3. The male pathetically tries with the condom on until the female tires and says "Oh, just get off me already!" Some men only have the disorder when drunk, while others have it all their lives.

NDSD: Otherwise known as National Dick Sucking Day. Mainly represented by girls wearing chokers that are accused of being goth and/or short. This ecassion is celebrated on November 13th.

hummer: 1. A stupid ugly piece of shit of an SUV driven by brain-dead soccer-moms and pathetic richboys who'd crap their pants if they ever drove off-road. Some are even given dubs and other idiotic crapola. Usually these pieces of shit can be found in the parking lots of malls and starbucks. 2. A blowjob

d'awwwww: also pronounced as door, more o's/r's and w's can be included. abbriviation of the aaaaaaaahhhaaaa sorta phrase, when someone says something not cool/embarrasing/embarrasing to others. originated from the wavell school in farnborough in the early section of 2008, is slowly growing on to the world

swagatika: Someone who has been through hardships but remains motivated to achieve her dreams. Strong yet caring, savage but holds back when needed, a real feminist. Believes in all or nothing Also known as Swag or Tungu. Every regional language has different words to say Swagatika.

Ginger: Ginger-Red to strawberry blonde, freckles,light pale skin Im a ginger and I HATE people calling me soulless, just because of my hair color. DONT YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT WE HAVE FEELINGS TOO?!!! I JUST WANT TO DIE but I can't because I love my family too much.

jennmadd: the most aluninous, yet dark being ever formed amongst mans loins.

mexican jumping bean: 1. This is a term used for describing illigal aliens crossing the Mexican border. 2. This is a term used by police(pigs)refering to trying to arrest a Mexican running with lettuce(marijuanna).

a bad bitch: One who rides or die for her man. Perfect frame face of beauty book and street smart.

Blu-sclusive: to watch Blu-ray movies exclusively.

stud muffin: A man who's aquaintance women keep for those times when only masculine company will do. A feminization of tart.

Radical Ryan: The coolest dude you’ve ever met. Everyone loves him and he is capable of everything.

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