Random Urban Dictionary Mugs

robuster: the fractional difference between robust and more robust

montaeya: She look like a monkey , she don’t listen she definitely don’t take showers 😂😂

Arazona fish lips: When your drinking Arnold Palmer arazona tea, so you make fish lips to try to get the contents of the drink in you mouth instead of an your dick.

Ormac: Has the biggest cock ever known to man

savage dragon: When a creator wakes up one day and says, "FUCK IT. It's hardcore porn from here on out, baby!"

Gangelicious: To be gangelicous means to be so incredibly cool and stylish that you nake otherd tremble in fead

interrobang: A symbol which is a combination of a question mark (?) and an exclamation point (!), used to end sentences which are both exclamations and questions.

MegaDanEXE: A disease that causes greatly ammount of typos, stupidity, randomness, e.t.c. This disease is found in beer, coffee, and cookies.

Creamy dubstep: When the genre of a song is dubstep and is so good that it is officially creamy.

Silly Guitar: Basically the Silly Guitar creatures on the walls of some one the levels of the Roblox game “Limbobbia”

Hyabeal: She is just the best person in the world. She is very confident, beautiful , amazing, and Gorgeous. When she walks the whole room just feels better because she is in it. She is like a star. Overall the best person to ever exist.

pulp fiction: pulp fiction is the best movie since "good burger". this movie changed my life. i was once a white pharmacist from north dakota and i watched pulp fiction and suddenly i was a black gangster from L.A in a fance suit eating a ham sandwich with some white dude with long black hair and there was a glass of orange juice in my pocket and a naked man holing sparkelers in the window singing "Oh Canada"! try explaing that one to your lunch table.

almin: An awesome chill guy who everyone should strive to be like.

Nellerd: A dog with one ear permanently up and one ear permanently down.

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvxyandz: i never knew my alphabets until 4rth grade the whole alphabet song the whole alphabet imagine still not knowing the whole alphabet if you still dont, how the hell are you reading this help im dying blah blah read anything i had to recite the whole entire alphabet in 4rth grade and the only thing i said was abc <3 ikr im so smart smarter than your ass.. (no duh) why r you still reading this long thing long thing like your dads long di-

manwin: Really cute and love abhinav anurag and shubh

Darby and Bennett: the coolest couple alive. Bennett is amazing and is in love / longitude with Darby. Although Darby beat Bennett in squash, their athletic beef is always simmered when eating cookies together. Darby loves Bennett too, especially when he calls her at 4am to confess his love after a night out. Their relationship is better than yours will ever be so stay jealous and remember to always compare yourself to Darby and Bennett. Bennett is converting to Judaism because he finds it too annoying to take his cross off before committing sins. They enjoy watching movies together, but always end up too distracted to finish.

JOMP: An acronym, standing for "Just on my phone".

Thanos the jackass: he is me when im high

maximilien: The sexiness of all time. The women's lover. maximum intellgince.. Power over everyone.

Bakerized: to totally fuck something up by means that are unexplainable by any human being

aleria: She’s a awesome beautiful girl and a badass also!

Liam: When you first meet Liam you might think he is respectful and a goody-two-shoes because he is in boy scouts but you will soon learn he definitely is not. He pretends to be gay because he can’t get that many girls but he gets all the guys. He makes a great best friend because he loves to watch h20 with you! His style is always fire because he wears his cool backpack at ALL times. He is not afraid to roast you when you are feeling sad to make you even more depressed

flabbotage: The act of eating a food that sabotages a perfectly good diet.

NAFF: 1. Not. A. Founding. Father Someone who is new to the Vince Dao Discord Server and is Incredibly toxic to staff. Only FFs, Founding Fathers, may use this phrase. 2. Someone who does something noobish

Banshee: A vehical you piss people off with on Halo

rummypunch: Refers to an Improvised Explosive Device (IED) or being hit by one, a play on words sounding like "rum punch" beverage and refers to Donald Rumsfeld. Variant rumpunch.

Manastache: A mountable mustache...something you can grab onto and ride.

Aman: A very friendly guy to have a conversation with because he's very talkative, but sometimes you might get insecurities of his smartness. He has a charming smile and a good looking nerd look. Very outgoing, loves to join charity or any event held in or outside school. Very good in debating and voice out his opinions. Girls loves him because of his politeness but he's very secretive with his personal life. He can be a lawyer as well because he's good in making judgement and analytical skills in voicing out his opinions. A very positive and happy go lucky guy. Very confident and fashionable. He always dress up professionally and always presentable wherever he goes. Girls falls for him because of his smartness and charmingness. Very down to earth and funny as well.

safety bite: 1) The half-bite you take to test a tasty looking piece of chocolate to avoid unpleasant surprises. Common practice around holidays like Valentine's Day when those big boxes of chocolates don't come with a candy map printed on the lid. 2) How to stick it to your grandma when she says "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get!"

Katja: an extraterrestrial life form no one tries to understand.

kiddornification: A definition I made together with an AI chatbot of the Postal Dude. The gutwrenching, sad process that can ruin and does ruin the lives of men before they can even be called one. It is when some degenerate (such as a hentai addict) indirectly and inadvertently increases a minor's degeneracy and horniness, sadly, often a prepubescent child. For example, the #1 Stroker to big japanese cartoon breasts posts an unfunny reddit meme about how the hentai he jacks off to is better than in real life women. Jimmy, aged 5 who just got done watching the 70th episode of Skibidi Toilet sees the Reddit meme, and gets his first ever exposure to porn. This gives him a tiny boner and he starts wanting more of the brainrottingly horny content. 6 years later, he gets a severe addiction to porn. Monitor your kids, parents. I get privacy and all of that, but seriously, you know what? Just avoid that whole loophole and only give that little thing a phone until it's mature enough to get out of your house and make a business on it's own.

Instacraze: Random new trend as found on Instagram. I.E. homemade slime or weird eye-brow trends.

Foncker: A person who has a very small penis and probably knocked up their girlfriend of 3 years.

navaansh: Navaansh sexy boy will succeed. Very smart and is understandable. He has brains.Cunning as a fox. Will trick you to do anything.

Plumber’s Moustache: When a man is performing oral stimulation on the anus of his lady friend and develops a brown coloured stain in his upper lip.

Reeed: It's just red with 2 extra ee's.

slew: a term used for someone that lies a lot; Drew Wilkinson himself;

jesus hooplah christ: Everyone screams "Jesus H. Christ!" all damn day, but no one, and I mean NO ONE knows what the H stands for. Little known fact: it stands for Hooplah.

smorning: today's morning - derived from this morning