Shower Hockey tee

A mildly popular, homo-erotic game commonly played among young adult men in a college athletic type setting. Requirements: 4+ people Large, open shower facility (usually in a dorm or gym building) 1+ bar(s) of soap Predetermined "Goals" (equal in size) for both teams Game Play/Rules: - All players undress completely and enter the shower area. - Turn on all shower heads to properly wet the floor/playing field (leave them on to prevent the playing field from drying). - Set up goals for both teams on opposing walls of the playing field. Must be equal in size and difficulty. - Divide all participants into 2 equal teams. (Some sort of marking (ie: sharpie) is recommended to distinguish team members. - Place bar of soap in the middle of the playing field. - All partipants must be touching the far wall of the shower area before the game can begin. - A countdown of "3, (pause) 2, (pause) 1, (Pause) GO!" will be given and no participant may leave the wall until the countdown is complete. - When the countdown is complete all participants are free to run/walk/slip/slide to the center of the field and gain posession of the soap. - No body part except the feet may be used to handle/manipulate the soap. - 1 point is given to a team for scoring on the opposing teams goal. - There is no pause in gameplay after a goal is scored. - Each game shal be timed, and last 15 minutes. (Any goals scored after the 15 minutes do not count) - If the game is tied at the end of the 15 minutes, the game will go into "overtime" - "Overtime" will last 3 minutes, and the team who scores the most points in "overtime" will be declared the winner. - Any intentional pushing, shoving, tripping, etc. will be deemed a "penalty" - The punishment of a "penalty" is to be determined by the teams beforehand (usually a spanking to the buttocks)