Urban Dictionary Tees

Sleepy juice: Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.

How bout dem knicks?: A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks. Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Power Couple: A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together. Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship. In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

Shitdar: Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

Shackteâu: A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable. In use:

Sonion: Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

breatharian: One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress: Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

🤡🫵🏻: How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

fogey: Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud. Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

Jarlic: Minced garlic in a jar

Pitpig: An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

You the birthday: You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

church hurt: church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

honkin: Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

Stealthie: when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of. This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

Summer Teeth: When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Grindset: The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

jerb: well known from south park rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell They took ouare jerbs!

Cheeks: An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass (Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

sans sheriff: Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

Breadhead: Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

Stink lines: As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

schmegegge: Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

eye bleach: Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

Stroad: Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

giantess: a female giant about 20 feet or more

disney money: The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.