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a winner is you: Engrish take from Nintendo Pro Wrestling. Used by rohm kiddies and 80s revisionists.

Soused: One of the first stages of the downward spiral after alcohol consumption. This stage appears prior to 'Stinking' and is often characterised by hunching over bars and been sprawled out on chairs/sofas.

shape rotator: A shape rotator is someone with high visuospatial ability. Contrasts with with wordcel, i.e. someone with high verbal ability. It's a term based on puzzles used in some IQ tests that require the test-taker to mentally rotate or unfold a shape to see which shape it matches up with.

On Cars: Similar to “for real” or “on god” but referring to the 2006 Pixar animated movie ‘Cars’

pigeon: pigeon, 19th century new york slang for an informer.

fresa: preppy prep conceited rich stuck up 1. a preppy person called "Fresa" is a social term used in Mexico, not all latin america. It is "Mexican slang". 2. Fresa's are usually stuck up, have expensive clothes, cars, are usually middle high or high class, and talk different than everyone else. Like in every other country there are pseudo-fresas, those who pretend to be preppy but aren't. 3. Anyone above middle class is Mexican society is born cursed to be a Fresa 4. Fresa also means Strawberry in Spanish

House tour: What Sabrina Carpenter calls physical intimacy and being very “well acquainted” with a partners body’s (NOT a metaphor)

dumbification: The dumbing down of the human intelligence.

Son😭: A meme used to express laughter, disbelief, or mockery. Came from some dude on Twitter. There are other variations like "folk😂" or "distant relative😭"

doorknob confession: A doorknob confession is a term used by some clinicians/therapists to define the phenomena of the person receiving therapy, or the client, to divulge something incredibly important or critical in the last few minutes of a therapy session. The content of the "confession" is important enough to cause the session to go on longer than originally planed and may include themes such as: a death in the family, suicidal/self harming thoughts or actions, a relationship crisis, drastic change in living situation, ect.

cheech: Slang among physicians, especially those in training. In verb form, it refers to ordering every radiologic and lab test imaginable to diagnose a confounding (or at some institutions, not-so-confounding) illness. In noun form (also known as cheech-bomb), it refers to the panoply of tests itself. For example the rheumatologic cheech (rheum cheech) may consist of ordering anti-ANA, anti dsDNA, anti-RO, anti-La, anti-histone, anti-scl70, RF, anti-RNP, complement, biopsies of the lungs/kidneys, imaging of the lungs/kidneys/brain.

fish police: A term present in the online fishkeeping community to define commenters that call out the shortcomings of the original poster’s fish husbandry. In most instances, the critiques brought forward by the “fish police” are correct. However, the negative connotation likely stems from the fact that most of these commenters are likely teenagers whose method of delivery can be seen as unnecessarily aggressive. Factoring in ageist attitudes, nobody likes to be lectured about anything from an account that is obviously being run by a minor.

Corporate slop bowl: A new buzzword tiktokers made up that refers to meals served in bowls (eg. salads, burrito bowls, etc.) that are typically consumed by those in white collar positions on their lunch break. Places that serve these so-called “corporate slop bowls” include restaurants like Chipotle, Cava, Sweetgreen, etc.

Clout Debt: The pressure to continually produce content or opinions after gaining attention once.

waterfall: to drink from somebody else's soda or pop by holding the can high, over your mouth and slanting it so that the drink falls right into your mouth without having you touch the can with your mouth; which would be unhygenic

Epsteinian: of, relating to, or having the characteristics of Jeffrey Epstein or his island.

Coworker Music: Coworker music refers to mainstream, widely popular music that is inoffensive, commercial, and considered overplayed. It’s an evolution of the term NPC music, describing tracks that are generic and safe. This type of music is common in workplace settings because it avoids strong reactions, fitting into a background role where it's heard but not deeply appreciated. Despite its simplicity, coworker music often serves as a tool for connection among coworkers who may not share deeper interests, reflecting the surface-level interactions typical in many work environments.

Posting Disease: Addiction to posting dumb nonsense

Sounding: To insert a metal rod into the penis to stimulate the urethra and create powerful orgasms. Is named after the Age of Sail maritime practice of Depth Sounding, the lowering of a rod to the ocean floor on a rope to determine the depth of the water.

Toyoko Kids: “Toyoko Kids” (トー横キッズ / Tō-yoko kids) is a Japanese term that refers to teenagers and young people who regularly gather around the area beside TOHO Cinemas Shinjuku in Kabukicho, a busy nightlife district in Tokyo. The name comes from “TO” (for TOHO Cinemas) and “yoko” (横), which means “side” in Japanese—so it literally means “the kids at the side of TOHO.” -WHY ARE THEY CONSIDERED AS "BAD" IN TIKTOK? The term is not just about fashion or style. It describes a social phenomenon involving youths—often minors—who spend long hours in that area, especially at night. Many of them are reported to feel disconnected from school or family, and some may be runaways or teenagers seeking a sense of belonging. While some simply gather there to socialize, the term is often associated in Japanese media with concerns about exploitation, unsafe environments, and vulnerable youth living on the margins of society.

Swag gap: Where one person in the relationship is more fashion conscious than the other

Goated bite: The best bite coming from a piece of food, while subjective a couple common examples are; The pool of butter in a toast, the chocolate blob hidden inside the filled croissant, the center of the hamburger with all the ingredients and juices. It hits just right.

harshing my mellow: Bringing down my good mood.

limited hangout: Intentionally tell a juicy part of the truth of your secret so people are too misdirected and to distracted to investigate the full truth.

flivver: A 1930s (Great Depression era) slang term for a old, dilapidated, and/or otherwise ragged-out automobiles; appears commony in 1930s literature like Jack Conroy's "The Disinherited."

kiss and cry zone: the area where athletes await their scores

yearn: to long for, to crave

Laxidaisical: To be chill as fuck, showing no emotion.