Urban Dictionary Tees

🤡🫵🏻: How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

fogey: Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud. Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

Jarlic: Minced garlic in a jar

Pitpig: An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

You the birthday: You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

church hurt: church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

honkin: Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

Stealthie: when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of. This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

Summer Teeth: When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Grindset: The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

jerb: well known from south park rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell They took ouare jerbs!

Cheeks: An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass (Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

sans sheriff: Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

Breadhead: Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

Stink lines: As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

schmegegge: Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

eye bleach: Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

Stroad: Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

giantess: a female giant about 20 feet or more

disney money: The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

LGS: Local Game Store. Generally refers to card games, but many local game stores also have miniatures, D&D and comics.

Trendslop: Shameless low-effort content pumped out purely to capitalise on viral trends, especially on TikTok and other reel-based social media, sometimes utilising AI and dragging the trends to new heights of obnoxiousness.

plucked: A state of utter frustration. Taken from the annoyance of a chicken, or any feathered creature having their feathers plucked off.

Alpine Divorce: An Alpine Divorce is when in a relationship, one person will start acting in a way that involves leaving the other behind, leading to conflicts and eventually a breakup. An example would be going on a hike, and the first person in the relationship knows the second person is struggling (or sometimes not even that), and leaves them behind by walking faster than them and not bothering to check with them. And so the second person finds the first person, and breaks up with them.

errorgant: Adj. It means to be twice as certain as someone who is merely arrogant while possessing only one-tenth the requisite facts. Coined by Brandon Sanderson in “The Way of Kings”

liberty cabbage: What "patriotic" Americans called sauerkraut during the World War I years during the height of anti-German hysteria here in the United States.

anti-dentite: someone who doesn't like dentists.

commercial surrealism: A style of filmmaking that uses odd angles, zooms, pointless video effects, musical numbers, and sudden noises to try to keep an audience's attention, but ends up just drowning whatever information is intended with sheer noise. Common in the 1990s, for instructional videos and commercials. Best exemplified by Bill Nye. Coined by the RedLetterMedia series "Best of the Worst"