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(Ewokese) Freedom!

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yub nub: (Ewokese) Freedom!

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dirrty: 1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera. 2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

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Coyote Ugly: 1. Place The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity. 2. Movie A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York. 3. Situation/Person/Decision See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

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Literally 1984: Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control. Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk. Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

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Back when I lived in upstate new york: A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

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TLDU: Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand Similar to TLDR

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Cottaging: the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

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Salad Days: green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements. Rashness with little concern of consequence. Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare "My salad days, When I was green in judgment, cold in blood." - William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

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age gate: An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

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board chow: A) The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards. B) Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

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young pup: a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

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grebo: West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

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TikTok Farlands: TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

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mormon assault vehicle: another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

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Shakira Law: A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

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Overstand: To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

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minimap: A map that mostly tells you where everything is

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Pink Cloud: 12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

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Dotard: An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

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Chancla: The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.

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Striver: The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it. The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year. The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

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SkyPesos: Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

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Quiche Peanemis: Quirky niche peak cinema analysis It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

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Hate Draft: 1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her. 2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

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jalopy: A shitty car

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Utility beer: Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

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Oinking: Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

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Hopeslop: A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

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