Urban Dictionary Tees

prickup: slip of the tongue perhaps, Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

Serial Monogamist: Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one. Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues. Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

liquid lunch: A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

dunzo: Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

ankle biter: Someone or something that bites your ankles. To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog. To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler. To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick. And so on.

Male Pattern Blindness: When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Pretty Privilege: A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

priors: Prior convictions

ABG: An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

Side Quest: Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

Collective 600 pound gorilla: A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.

Team of Destiny: noun A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.

House Mouse: A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.

Sleepy juice: Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.

How bout dem knicks?: A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks. Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Power Couple: A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together. Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship. In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

Shitdar: Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

Shackteâu: A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable. In use:

Sonion: Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

breatharian: One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress: Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

🤡🫵🏻: How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

fogey: Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud. Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

Jarlic: Minced garlic in a jar

Pitpig: An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

You the birthday: You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

church hurt: church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

honkin: Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.