Shower Hockey mug
A mildly popular, homo-erotic game commonly played among young adult men in a college athletic type setting. Requirements: 4+ people Large, open shower facility (usually in a dorm or gym building) 1+ bar(s) of soap Predetermined "Goals" (equal in size) for both teams Game Play/Rules: - All players undress completely and enter the shower area. - Turn on all shower heads to properly wet the floor/playing field (leave them on to prevent the playing field from drying). - Set up goals for both teams on opposing walls of the playing field. Must be equal in size and difficulty. - Divide all participants into 2 equal teams. (Some sort of marking (ie: sharpie) is recommended to distinguish team members. - Place bar of soap in the middle of the playing field. - All partipants must be touching the far wall of the shower area before the game can begin. - A countdown of "3, (pause) 2, (pause) 1, (Pause) GO!" will be given and no participant may leave the wall until the countdown is complete. - When the countdown is complete all participants are free to run/walk/slip/slide to the center of the field and gain posession of the soap. - No body part except the feet may be used to handle/manipulate the soap. - 1 point is given to a team for scoring on the opposing teams goal. - There is no pause in gameplay after a goal is scored. - Each game shal be timed, and last 15 minutes. (Any goals scored after the 15 minutes do not count) - If the game is tied at the end of the 15 minutes, the game will go into "overtime" - "Overtime" will last 3 minutes, and the team who scores the most points in "overtime" will be declared the winner. - Any intentional pushing, shoving, tripping, etc. will be deemed a "penalty" - The punishment of a "penalty" is to be determined by the teams beforehand (usually a spanking to the buttocks)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
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A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
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