Sex story
Sex story, something you read instead of porn to get horny so you can make your own! Luke sat at the campfire, his girlfriend Kate was sitting next to him. He put a hand on her thigh and leaned in and gave her an effortless peck on the cheek. Kate was practically shaking she was so horny. Hey Luke said and pulled a condom out of his pocket Kate leaned in and slid a hand slowly down to Luke’s 11 inch dick. We don’t need those yet Kate teased. Luke couldn’t hold back anymore and ripped Kate’s shirt off revealing her Lacey black bra. Kate climbed on his lap and french kissed him passionately while Luke played with her 36d tits. Luke slid down her pants to reveal her throbbing wet pussy. Not yet Kate teased as she slid down his pants and ripped his button down shirt open showing his perfect 6 pack Kate slid down Luke’s body and licked the side of Luke’s cock, she teased the end and Luke moaned she knew he wanted her to suck it so she obliged and Luke moaned as cum slid from his dong down Kate’s throat. She climbed back up and Luke unclipped her bra. Luke started fingering her with one hand and caressing her tits in the other. Now we’re ready Kate moaned. Luke smiled as he slid on the condom and entered her Kate moaned in joy and pleasure as his 11 inch dick slid into her wet throbbing pussy. Luke shakes as they roll to the ground and he loves the way the sex feels. His 11 inch dong rubbed all over her pussy until he found her g-spot. “Round two?”
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
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