Sex story tee
Sex story, something you read instead of porn to get horny so you can make your own! Luke sat at the campfire, his girlfriend Kate was sitting next to him. He put a hand on her thigh and leaned in and gave her an effortless peck on the cheek. Kate was practically shaking she was so horny. Hey Luke said and pulled a condom out of his pocket Kate leaned in and slid a hand slowly down to Luke’s 11 inch dick. We don’t need those yet Kate teased. Luke couldn’t hold back anymore and ripped Kate’s shirt off revealing her Lacey black bra. Kate climbed on his lap and french kissed him passionately while Luke played with her 36d tits. Luke slid down her pants to reveal her throbbing wet pussy. Not yet Kate teased as she slid down his pants and ripped his button down shirt open showing his perfect 6 pack Kate slid down Luke’s body and licked the side of Luke’s cock, she teased the end and Luke moaned she knew he wanted her to suck it so she obliged and Luke moaned as cum slid from his dong down Kate’s throat. She climbed back up and Luke unclipped her bra. Luke started fingering her with one hand and caressing her tits in the other. Now we’re ready Kate moaned. Luke smiled as he slid on the condom and entered her Kate moaned in joy and pleasure as his 11 inch dick slid into her wet throbbing pussy. Luke shakes as they roll to the ground and he loves the way the sex feels. His 11 inch dong rubbed all over her pussy until he found her g-spot. “Round two?”
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!