Sex story mug
Sex story, something you read instead of porn to get horny so you can make your own! Luke sat at the campfire, his girlfriend Kate was sitting next to him. He put a hand on her thigh and leaned in and gave her an effortless peck on the cheek. Kate was practically shaking she was so horny. Hey Luke said and pulled a condom out of his pocket Kate leaned in and slid a hand slowly down to Luke’s 11 inch dick. We don’t need those yet Kate teased. Luke couldn’t hold back anymore and ripped Kate’s shirt off revealing her Lacey black bra. Kate climbed on his lap and french kissed him passionately while Luke played with her 36d tits. Luke slid down her pants to reveal her throbbing wet pussy. Not yet Kate teased as she slid down his pants and ripped his button down shirt open showing his perfect 6 pack Kate slid down Luke’s body and licked the side of Luke’s cock, she teased the end and Luke moaned she knew he wanted her to suck it so she obliged and Luke moaned as cum slid from his dong down Kate’s throat. She climbed back up and Luke unclipped her bra. Luke started fingering her with one hand and caressing her tits in the other. Now we’re ready Kate moaned. Luke smiled as he slid on the condom and entered her Kate moaned in joy and pleasure as his 11 inch dick slid into her wet throbbing pussy. Luke shakes as they roll to the ground and he loves the way the sex feels. His 11 inch dong rubbed all over her pussy until he found her g-spot. “Round two?”
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
YOIT Ligma balls bitch. YOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT
What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.
Deathless but probably comatose verse This cup is a beautiful mug From which I am happy to chug while engaging in jomo (the obverse of fomo), and pulling the ol' cyber plug.
The mug is just the right size, and the graphics are awesome!
This mug... this mug gave me a feeling that I can only describe as pure euphoria. The 'MRI - Man's a Real Idiot' mug is truly a gift from above. I cannot express how happy I am with it. When it arrived at my front door, it was a moment of epiphany for myself. My eyes were opened. I understood what was missing in my life... and it was that very mug. Whoever created it is truly gifted. I bless them. You too could purchase it, although the price may seem high at first, for what it is, it is the greatest deal one could ever make.
Would have like the entire cup with purple color. Not just the part with the slogan. It's a nice cup!
Wow! Outstanding mug! I strive to be swoogish one day
It was fantastic very good quality.
Was purchased as a gift . Very well received . Easy ordering . Arrived earlier than predicted.excellent quality. Would recommend to friends and family and will definitely order again in the future.