townies Mug
Townies, sometimes known as chavs or trendys, are sadly all too common in and around the UK. Townies will 'give evils' to anyone who satisfys one or more of these criterias 1)likes 'goff' music 2)wears one or more items of black 3)wears a long skirt - for a townie the definition of long is 30cms. past the knee is unknown to them 4)wears anything intresting or individual EG a hat that isn't burberry 5)uses full words on an instant messenger 6)has their own skin, instead of a bottle of foundation and a tube of concealer 5 shades too dark applied to their face with a trowel. 7)plays a musical instument that isn't 'decks' 8)skates 9) has friends, as apposed to 'crew' or 'homies' 10) doesn't claim to have had sex with more people than they have met 11) wears their underwear as underwear, unlike them who wear it as outerwear 12)doesn't wear company logos across their chest or bum 13)is actually nice if you do find a townie giving you evils, proceed to ask them what the guy who created burberry was called. they will immediatly blert out gucci. if you are still unsure as to what a townie is, watch the quality programing of 'little britain' and pay special attention to vicky pollard
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i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
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its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling