townies Tee
Townies, sometimes known as chavs or trendys, are sadly all too common in and around the UK. Townies will 'give evils' to anyone who satisfys one or more of these criterias 1)likes 'goff' music 2)wears one or more items of black 3)wears a long skirt - for a townie the definition of long is 30cms. past the knee is unknown to them 4)wears anything intresting or individual EG a hat that isn't burberry 5)uses full words on an instant messenger 6)has their own skin, instead of a bottle of foundation and a tube of concealer 5 shades too dark applied to their face with a trowel. 7)plays a musical instument that isn't 'decks' 8)skates 9) has friends, as apposed to 'crew' or 'homies' 10) doesn't claim to have had sex with more people than they have met 11) wears their underwear as underwear, unlike them who wear it as outerwear 12)doesn't wear company logos across their chest or bum 13)is actually nice if you do find a townie giving you evils, proceed to ask them what the guy who created burberry was called. they will immediatly blert out gucci. if you are still unsure as to what a townie is, watch the quality programing of 'little britain' and pay special attention to vicky pollard
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.