redneck Mug
Revised Redneck Characteristic List from the 17th definition: 1. Nascar, Huntin, AND muddin are the main sports 2. Some of us can be very good spellers if we choose it 3. We can pronounce words albeit alittle slowly 4. Duct tape on a car CAN be sexy 5. 30-40+year old trucks have wonderful potential(67 Fords& 85 Chevys) 6. We are VERY sarcastic people, you just don't know 7. Old license plates, deer heads on the wall, and guns (not coins) are great to collect 8. "fart" is not a swear word (it means our in-public flatulations) 9. We listen to country, rock, and occasionaly rap 10. Some of us are computer literate, we're called "hi-tech rednecks" 11. Incest is for white trash, and mountain folk 12. We take logic classes, thank you 13. The main favorite colors are plaid and camo 14. Hell yeah we proudly fly our Confederate flags 15. Our houses would be haunted by civil war ghosts if the house was over a battlefield 16. Roaches are only our best friend when they're not bein shot at with our BB guns fer fun practice 17. We do not keep old Pepsi bottles of urine, it's more'n likely old bottles of dip spit 18. We don't go to ebay for old vehicles, we go to junkyards 19. We don't use MSN, it's more like free Yahoo email or a few of us actually have AOL 20. Most rednecks have to be seriously infatuated with a girl to go "head over heels" for her 21. We are always proud to be a redneck because incest is fer them mountian people and white trash I'm not makin' this up. I am a proud reneck and I know a helluva lot more like me.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!