redneck
Revised Redneck Characteristic List from the 17th definition: 1. Nascar, Huntin, AND muddin are the main sports 2. Some of us can be very good spellers if we choose it 3. We can pronounce words albeit alittle slowly 4. Duct tape on a car CAN be sexy 5. 30-40+year old trucks have wonderful potential(67 Fords& 85 Chevys) 6. We are VERY sarcastic people, you just don't know 7. Old license plates, deer heads on the wall, and guns (not coins) are great to collect 8. "fart" is not a swear word (it means our in-public flatulations) 9. We listen to country, rock, and occasionaly rap 10. Some of us are computer literate, we're called "hi-tech rednecks" 11. Incest is for white trash, and mountain folk 12. We take logic classes, thank you 13. The main favorite colors are plaid and camo 14. Hell yeah we proudly fly our Confederate flags 15. Our houses would be haunted by civil war ghosts if the house was over a battlefield 16. Roaches are only our best friend when they're not bein shot at with our BB guns fer fun practice 17. We do not keep old Pepsi bottles of urine, it's more'n likely old bottles of dip spit 18. We don't go to ebay for old vehicles, we go to junkyards 19. We don't use MSN, it's more like free Yahoo email or a few of us actually have AOL 20. Most rednecks have to be seriously infatuated with a girl to go "head over heels" for her 21. We are always proud to be a redneck because incest is fer them mountian people and white trash I'm not makin' this up. I am a proud reneck and I know a helluva lot more like me.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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Great fit and soft material. Gave as gift. Big hit!
Great conversation piece! Plus I can never find anything with my name on it. This was a great find! Will definitely order more!!!!
Got exactly what I wanted.
Exactly what I expected, thanks!
I don't visit Urban Dictionary alit so I only recently saw they offered merch. I immediately started looking up words for potential Christmas gifts. Found the ideal gift for my brother & ordered a shirt. It arrived very quickly and I love it. It's exactly as pictured on the site and being able to customize it with his name makes it perfect. I only hope he loves it as much as I do. Will definitely keep Urban Dictionary in mind when I need to find a great gift.
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So cool to quickly be able to turn a trending phrase into wearable art!
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Love this shirt. Got it for my brother for Christmas and I can’t wait for his reaction! Ordered size L and it seems maybe a little big? Thank you!
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ThIs is perfect
Great quality and fast shipping and I just dropped my mug.
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My niece laughed and loves her custom shirt.
Not only was the product exactly what I expected, I was well informed on the shipping process in a seamless and timely manner!
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |