Poop Mug
Many definitions for different kinds of poop have been given, as well as the slang names for those different kinds. However, one type has been forgotten... The Meteor: AKA. "The Inferno" "The Napalm Rocket" "The Firelog" "Easy In, Not Out" "The Shooting Star" "The Ring of Fire" "Shitting Razors" "The Turdinator" or "The Hellraiser." This kind of poop only occurs under extreme conditions, and can be ranked by severity on multiple levels. The people who will experience this kind of poop are usually spice junkies or those with really poor indigestion. This kind of turd is characterized by the unbelievable burning sensation it causes as it leaves the anus. Depending on how callused and experienced one's digestive system is, this kind of poop can be either runny or solid or even almost blockage-like. The degree of burn it can stimulate varies as well. A dinner consisting of mild Jalapenos or Italian Red Pepper Flakes, or poor indigestion that leaves some acid in your excrement, may create a slight stinging sensation, whereas the consumption of an intense amount of Habaneros or Ghost Chilies can bring tears to your eyes and force you to bath your ass in cold water for relief as you beg for mercy. In addition, depending if the spicy dish is accompanied by something meaty, cheesy, starchy, or greasy, this kind of poop can either be semi-odorless, noisy and smelly, or in the worst case, nose crippling.
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Customer Reviews
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)