Poop Tee
Many definitions for different kinds of poop have been given, as well as the slang names for those different kinds. However, one type has been forgotten... The Meteor: AKA. "The Inferno" "The Napalm Rocket" "The Firelog" "Easy In, Not Out" "The Shooting Star" "The Ring of Fire" "Shitting Razors" "The Turdinator" or "The Hellraiser." This kind of poop only occurs under extreme conditions, and can be ranked by severity on multiple levels. The people who will experience this kind of poop are usually spice junkies or those with really poor indigestion. This kind of turd is characterized by the unbelievable burning sensation it causes as it leaves the anus. Depending on how callused and experienced one's digestive system is, this kind of poop can be either runny or solid or even almost blockage-like. The degree of burn it can stimulate varies as well. A dinner consisting of mild Jalapenos or Italian Red Pepper Flakes, or poor indigestion that leaves some acid in your excrement, may create a slight stinging sensation, whereas the consumption of an intense amount of Habaneros or Ghost Chilies can bring tears to your eyes and force you to bath your ass in cold water for relief as you beg for mercy. In addition, depending if the spicy dish is accompanied by something meaty, cheesy, starchy, or greasy, this kind of poop can either be semi-odorless, noisy and smelly, or in the worst case, nose crippling.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating