Neopets Mug
What used to be a cool pet site, but now sucks. And here are the top 10 reasons why: 1: Shameless Advertising. They have 3 advertisements on almost every page. One on the top, one on the bottem, and one on the side. Advertising things like online dating services, weight loss programs, and phone companies. Plus they have countless sponser games. And even make sponser items (bubble yum, sweet tarts, etc.) 2: Neo Staff favoring certin users. Let's face it, there's only a handful of people TNT (theneopetsteam) actually give a shit about. Featheralley, Hrobi, Garret_jaxx (sp?), Hubrids_mansion, Jazz_invinceable , and a coupple others. Thease people will not be iced no matter how many rules they brake. 3: Message boards. The message board used to be cool... like four years ago. Now they suck. Neopets changed the format to look more professional... and screwed everything up. Completely deleteing the GC (general chat), which used to be cool. Before n00bs took over. 4: Glitches and bugs. Neopets has countless glitches and bug which they will never fix. I myself have lost well over 15 million in items and np's (example: I lost a SOS while taking it off my pet. Plus I've lost large sums of neopoints countless times while trying to put them into the bank.) And neopets never refunds anything you lost during a glitch... unless you're featheralley of course... 5: Cheaters Neopets is full of gay ass asain cheaters. They've made it impossibble for anyone who dosn't cheat to get on a high score list for a game. 6: They're Hypocrits They'll freeze your account if you post pictures of yourself in which you are slightly imosdestly dressed. And yet they have faeries with their boobs hanging out all over the site, wearing skirts that sure show alot-o-theigh. They'll freeze you if you mention any achollolic bevrages, and yet they have them as items on their site! *points to a certin item called "red wine" and many other wines* Noooo cussing. Or else they'll freeeezeee youuuu. *points to the old maraqua vid with the pirate swearing.... aloso points to the faerie who swears* mmhmmm. 7: Scams The site is full of people trying to scam other players. Pretty much the only reason guilds exist anymore is for people to host scams. 8: No origional games Every fuckin game on that site is a ripoff of another game. 9: It's understaffed They have far too few monitors for the amount of people who use the site. 10: Report Happy Users People will report you for ANYTHING on that site. And I mean anything. And regardless to what neopets says, no, they DON'T actually check inot the situation. I've been faulsely reported and frozen countless times. If you mearly say something like "I don't like Good Charlotte, I prefer Dropkick Murphys." ... someone WILL report you, and if enough twits report for it, you WILL be frozen. And those are the top ten reason why neopets sucks. Though if you still like to play regardless of those reasons here's the top 10 tips on how NOT to get iced 1: Don't have anything on your user look-up 2: Don't talk to ANYONE 3: Don't be in a guild 4: Don't have a pet 5: Don't play any games 6: Don't share a computer with anyone or anything 7: Don't buy anything from any shop 8: Don't log on from ANY other computer 9: Don't leave for 3 years then log back into your account 10: Don't get anything from the money tree. The End (please forgive the large amount of spelling and grammer errors.)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. Itβs quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful itβs so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug π
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
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