Neopets Tee
What used to be a cool pet site, but now sucks. And here are the top 10 reasons why: 1: Shameless Advertising. They have 3 advertisements on almost every page. One on the top, one on the bottem, and one on the side. Advertising things like online dating services, weight loss programs, and phone companies. Plus they have countless sponser games. And even make sponser items (bubble yum, sweet tarts, etc.) 2: Neo Staff favoring certin users. Let's face it, there's only a handful of people TNT (theneopetsteam) actually give a shit about. Featheralley, Hrobi, Garret_jaxx (sp?), Hubrids_mansion, Jazz_invinceable , and a coupple others. Thease people will not be iced no matter how many rules they brake. 3: Message boards. The message board used to be cool... like four years ago. Now they suck. Neopets changed the format to look more professional... and screwed everything up. Completely deleteing the GC (general chat), which used to be cool. Before n00bs took over. 4: Glitches and bugs. Neopets has countless glitches and bug which they will never fix. I myself have lost well over 15 million in items and np's (example: I lost a SOS while taking it off my pet. Plus I've lost large sums of neopoints countless times while trying to put them into the bank.) And neopets never refunds anything you lost during a glitch... unless you're featheralley of course... 5: Cheaters Neopets is full of gay ass asain cheaters. They've made it impossibble for anyone who dosn't cheat to get on a high score list for a game. 6: They're Hypocrits They'll freeze your account if you post pictures of yourself in which you are slightly imosdestly dressed. And yet they have faeries with their boobs hanging out all over the site, wearing skirts that sure show alot-o-theigh. They'll freeze you if you mention any achollolic bevrages, and yet they have them as items on their site! *points to a certin item called "red wine" and many other wines* Noooo cussing. Or else they'll freeeezeee youuuu. *points to the old maraqua vid with the pirate swearing.... aloso points to the faerie who swears* mmhmmm. 7: Scams The site is full of people trying to scam other players. Pretty much the only reason guilds exist anymore is for people to host scams. 8: No origional games Every fuckin game on that site is a ripoff of another game. 9: It's understaffed They have far too few monitors for the amount of people who use the site. 10: Report Happy Users People will report you for ANYTHING on that site. And I mean anything. And regardless to what neopets says, no, they DON'T actually check inot the situation. I've been faulsely reported and frozen countless times. If you mearly say something like "I don't like Good Charlotte, I prefer Dropkick Murphys." ... someone WILL report you, and if enough twits report for it, you WILL be frozen. And those are the top ten reason why neopets sucks. Though if you still like to play regardless of those reasons here's the top 10 tips on how NOT to get iced 1: Don't have anything on your user look-up 2: Don't talk to ANYONE 3: Don't be in a guild 4: Don't have a pet 5: Don't play any games 6: Don't share a computer with anyone or anything 7: Don't buy anything from any shop 8: Don't log on from ANY other computer 9: Don't leave for 3 years then log back into your account 10: Don't get anything from the money tree. The End (please forgive the large amount of spelling and grammer errors.)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating