Khanyi Mug
Khanyi is a great queen. Khanyi had many castles, valiant victories & stuff *wink. Khanyi, was often 9000 times the size of her puny opponents, with an affinity for kicking small things. She was also known as a master trained in many disciplines, some of which, were less useful than others. Alas, we digress. One day Khanyi left her home on another of her allegedly awesome & adventurous adventures. She sent forth with her shiny armor glistening like a shiny thing with lots of sun shining off it with a good glisten. Her valiant quest would lead her into dangerous places infested with dangerous things. These dangerous things would always leave her in great danger. At the top of the hill the mighty queen met with a lesser secondary character of minor importance to the telling on this story (he wasn't even drawn well) who imparted on her knowledge, which at the time seemed to be of importance but turned out to be directions to a seedy drinking whole in the southwest corner of town. The secondary character, whose name was probably something like bob, also informed her that she could press b to jump (one day this will save the Queen's life). On a freezing fluttery faithful Frorday (Friday was renamed to celebrate the letter 'O'), with the previously quest long forgotten, our Queen was awoken by the sound of a bear breaking in to steal her husband. She killed it, like dead, it’s a carpet now. The moral of the story, never read the whole definition, it gets weird towards the end!
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Customer Reviews
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)