Khanyi Tee
Khanyi is a great queen. Khanyi had many castles, valiant victories & stuff *wink. Khanyi, was often 9000 times the size of her puny opponents, with an affinity for kicking small things. She was also known as a master trained in many disciplines, some of which, were less useful than others. Alas, we digress. One day Khanyi left her home on another of her allegedly awesome & adventurous adventures. She sent forth with her shiny armor glistening like a shiny thing with lots of sun shining off it with a good glisten. Her valiant quest would lead her into dangerous places infested with dangerous things. These dangerous things would always leave her in great danger. At the top of the hill the mighty queen met with a lesser secondary character of minor importance to the telling on this story (he wasn't even drawn well) who imparted on her knowledge, which at the time seemed to be of importance but turned out to be directions to a seedy drinking whole in the southwest corner of town. The secondary character, whose name was probably something like bob, also informed her that she could press b to jump (one day this will save the Queen's life). On a freezing fluttery faithful Frorday (Friday was renamed to celebrate the letter 'O'), with the previously quest long forgotten, our Queen was awoken by the sound of a bear breaking in to steal her husband. She killed it, like dead, it’s a carpet now. The moral of the story, never read the whole definition, it gets weird towards the end!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating