Juicy Couture Mug
Juicy Couture is the fast-food house of two souless, aging prostitutes who refuse to stop using fur in the typically tacky "creations" they sell to sorority girls and spoiled adolescent sorority-girl wannabes. Juicy gets most of its fur from China, from fur farms which according to real undercover video footage torture adorable, innocent rabbits mercilessly before either vaginally or anally electrocuting them, or simply ripping their skin off while they're still alive and conscious. (Go to Furisdead.com to see for yourselves.) When you "choose Juicy," you're supporting the torture of animals, torture so heinous, disgusting, and mind-blowingly cruel that if this were done to cats or dogs in the US, everyone involved would be charged with felony. The bunnies raised for your tacky little fur-lined Juicy hoodie live miserable lives crammed into cages too small to even turn around or lie down in, where they live in their own waste, deprived of basic neccesities like clean water and medical attention. Their bones break, they become deformed by the contraints of the wire cages, they are driven mad and self-mutilate, and many of them die in their cages, where their terrified cagemates sometimes eat them in desperation. Animals used for their fur are gassed, drowned, beaten to death, genitally electrocuted, or simply skinned alive. They feel pain and fear more intense than you can likely imagine. They are treated like garbage by their handlers- the Juicy footage at Furisdead.com shows that quite well. STOP SUPPORTING THIS MOST FUCKED-UP CRUELTY- BOYCOTT JUICY AND ALL OTHER FUR MONGERS... and let them know you disapprove and won't be buying from them until they stop using ANY real fur!
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Customer Reviews
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)