Juicy Couture Tee
Juicy Couture is the fast-food house of two souless, aging prostitutes who refuse to stop using fur in the typically tacky "creations" they sell to sorority girls and spoiled adolescent sorority-girl wannabes. Juicy gets most of its fur from China, from fur farms which according to real undercover video footage torture adorable, innocent rabbits mercilessly before either vaginally or anally electrocuting them, or simply ripping their skin off while they're still alive and conscious. (Go to Furisdead.com to see for yourselves.) When you "choose Juicy," you're supporting the torture of animals, torture so heinous, disgusting, and mind-blowingly cruel that if this were done to cats or dogs in the US, everyone involved would be charged with felony. The bunnies raised for your tacky little fur-lined Juicy hoodie live miserable lives crammed into cages too small to even turn around or lie down in, where they live in their own waste, deprived of basic neccesities like clean water and medical attention. Their bones break, they become deformed by the contraints of the wire cages, they are driven mad and self-mutilate, and many of them die in their cages, where their terrified cagemates sometimes eat them in desperation. Animals used for their fur are gassed, drowned, beaten to death, genitally electrocuted, or simply skinned alive. They feel pain and fear more intense than you can likely imagine. They are treated like garbage by their handlers- the Juicy footage at Furisdead.com shows that quite well. STOP SUPPORTING THIS MOST FUCKED-UP CRUELTY- BOYCOTT JUICY AND ALL OTHER FUR MONGERS... and let them know you disapprove and won't be buying from them until they stop using ANY real fur!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating