horny Mug
the only reason why you would search 'horny'up is because you are too! read this and enjoy! one day, i had just finished reading the 8th defination of horny. i was feeling SOOO horny! i took a deep breath and went to my bathroom. i filled up the tub with warm water and took a fingered myself. i was so caught up in it that i didnt realise my boyfriend creeping up from behind me. he slowly opened the door , saw what was happening and stripped. i saw that his cock grew to a massive 9-inch.feeling even more horny, i maoned and signaled him to come join me. we made out for the first 5 mins, then as he massarged my boobs i gave him a handjob. we did this for a bout 10 mins when we decided to take it to the master bedroom. he placed me on the bed and started licking my tits. i maoned with satisfaction and decided to give him a treat of my own. i moved down to his massive cock and started licking the head of it before sucking it. he then grabbed my ass and started to explore my vagina with his tongue. "okay,no more, i needa fuck"he said. i nodded as he lay me down and placed his cock into my vagina. he tortured me by going slow. "AHHHHH GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH!FUCK ME HARDER!UGH UHHH UHHH"i screamed.he must have wanted it too,beacause he started to fuck me deeper and faster. after 10 mins, he finally hit my G-spot and both of us orgasmed. panting, we fucked each other for ten more mins before he gave me a rimjob. we then settled into the 69-position. it was one of my best sex ever.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
My favorite mug ever
Small cup printing is well done.
It's perfect. Just what I thought I would be getting. Love the definition on one side and the "phrase" on the other.
lmao n. definitely buy a sex mug
The custom mug was as described. The packaging was first rate, and the shipping was surprisingly fast.
Brenanaz (love it!)
I impressed and made my best friend laugh when he saw I was drinking out of it. That was worth all the cash in the world
I love this mug , it is the best present I have ever received, it reminds me of what I was snd where I am today. I am praying for my own downfall
Love it! No issues at any part in the process
A gift for my sis who got betrayed by her supposed to be friend. His loss for ever RIH stan
Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!
My brother is a marathon runner, but he’s British. Instead of drinking water from a bottle like a sane person, he uses this to drink his black tea during runs. Now I can die in peace knowing he’s drinking from a mug with the definition of the word “objectumsexual” for some reason.
Bought this without checking the back for my 12 year old cousin's birthday who adores trains! He's a lil autistic. I thought to 'run a train' meant to work on it and keep it running, much like my cousin is always talking about how he wants to drive a train. I was distraught to hear him turn over the mug on his bday in front of his two very strict puritan parents. My auntie and uncle are threatening to put me on a list now and threatening to sue me for defamation or some shit idk i didnt go to law school cus im not a nerd lols. (unlike them who both went to university) i got a kick ass job as a bouncer for an under 18s club - youd be surprised how big 12 year olds get- but they are just stupid. im worried i might get fired if this leaks.) Thanks a bunch! (sarcasn) - im feeling p down atm, if anyone could cheer me up, my number is 0800 1111, if anyone wants to do whats on the mug LOL (serious). btw, i kept the mug for myself since i found it decently adequate and quite tasteful. /srs
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀