horny Tee
the only reason why you would search 'horny'up is because you are too! read this and enjoy! one day, i had just finished reading the 8th defination of horny. i was feeling SOOO horny! i took a deep breath and went to my bathroom. i filled up the tub with warm water and took a fingered myself. i was so caught up in it that i didnt realise my boyfriend creeping up from behind me. he slowly opened the door , saw what was happening and stripped. i saw that his cock grew to a massive 9-inch.feeling even more horny, i maoned and signaled him to come join me. we made out for the first 5 mins, then as he massarged my boobs i gave him a handjob. we did this for a bout 10 mins when we decided to take it to the master bedroom. he placed me on the bed and started licking my tits. i maoned with satisfaction and decided to give him a treat of my own. i moved down to his massive cock and started licking the head of it before sucking it. he then grabbed my ass and started to explore my vagina with his tongue. "okay,no more, i needa fuck"he said. i nodded as he lay me down and placed his cock into my vagina. he tortured me by going slow. "AHHHHH GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH!FUCK ME HARDER!UGH UHHH UHHH"i screamed.he must have wanted it too,beacause he started to fuck me deeper and faster. after 10 mins, he finally hit my G-spot and both of us orgasmed. panting, we fucked each other for ten more mins before he gave me a rimjob. we then settled into the 69-position. it was one of my best sex ever.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡