Helbram Mug
Helbram is a hot fairy guy from the seven deadly sins who died 5 times (including his crushed soul) 1000 years ago he protected the fairy kings forest with his bestfriend harlequin loved the humans but then there was a group of fuckers who stole the wings of the fairies backs. Harlequin (his bestie) was almost murdered by this human but he survived and lost his memory. Since then Helbram started to kill humans, he did this for 500 years until Harlequin got his memory back. Then Harlequin murdered Helbram with a rose- (yes, he killed him, with a rose, a white one) but then someone bought his body and used him as a holy knight but then Harlequin showed up and killed him, again. Then Helbram was brought to life, again, and Harlequin killed him, AGAIN. (Helbram was not himself though, he kinda was being controled) And then Helbram got to posses a ugly helmet so Harlequin could see and speak to him when he wore the helmet. But THEN possesed Diane Crushed the helmet and because of that he is now officially gone ): #PrayForHelbram
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Customer Reviews
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)