Helbram Tee
Helbram is a hot fairy guy from the seven deadly sins who died 5 times (including his crushed soul) 1000 years ago he protected the fairy kings forest with his bestfriend harlequin loved the humans but then there was a group of fuckers who stole the wings of the fairies backs. Harlequin (his bestie) was almost murdered by this human but he survived and lost his memory. Since then Helbram started to kill humans, he did this for 500 years until Harlequin got his memory back. Then Harlequin murdered Helbram with a rose- (yes, he killed him, with a rose, a white one) but then someone bought his body and used him as a holy knight but then Harlequin showed up and killed him, again. Then Helbram was brought to life, again, and Harlequin killed him, AGAIN. (Helbram was not himself though, he kinda was being controled) And then Helbram got to posses a ugly helmet so Harlequin could see and speak to him when he wore the helmet. But THEN possesed Diane Crushed the helmet and because of that he is now officially gone ): #PrayForHelbram
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating