FLOSSMASTER 5000
My man is the number one and only floss master 5000. He was at work when moo cow challenged him to a random floss off with his son.They were working in a stinky, abusive environment and it made moo cow udderly aggresive .he tried to get lord leigh when he wasn't expecting it to a dance off. He managed to create the perfect floss off that his son just could not lose. Moo cow was certain he would be proud of a calf finally and not be ashamed any more of his crap calfs.there was no way anyone would beat his just ok flosser, its not a very common dance off either .but he was very wrong. Lord leigh did the impossible and winged the fuck out of the best ever floss off with poise, style, flapping his arms like a flappy fish finger over his head. every move was beautiful even the stupid ones.The straight lines were immaculate and if he could get 101 % for above perfection he would .But its not a real number idiots, is it?.Everyone cried happy tears even moo cow whos a milking heffa who has never known that he could have that feeling its absolute ultimate bliss usually only felt by monks. Lord leigh was given a gold medal and a crown from moo cow and how he managed to pull off the most prestigious and glamourous dance moves noone will ever know. It's a miracle , it's so rare ,only 2 lords in the world will ever reach this level of heirarchy perfection, actual heavenly high . one day he will be the king of flossy flossy bum bum silly poos university.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat
Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!
It shows exactly what I want!!
its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.
I can't believe my name became a meme. I love this mug.
Got a Fratz at home Love this mug. Fratz means kinda perky darling in my language, and since my darling loves to fratz when I'm around (that's indeed often) this is THE perfect gift for her.
Give me the mug
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I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best
Jana loves her mug. Drinks from it everyday and counites to inspire her. Thank you so much for this gift
Best mug ever!
this is actually a good mug
Computerly good
It's excellent for memers from NSBHS who would like to have a good laugh every morning.
It was a gift for my brother. He absolutely loves it
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