FLOSSMASTER 5000 Tee
My man is the number one and only floss master 5000. He was at work when moo cow challenged him to a random floss off with his son.They were working in a stinky, abusive environment and it made moo cow udderly aggresive .he tried to get lord leigh when he wasn't expecting it to a dance off. He managed to create the perfect floss off that his son just could not lose. Moo cow was certain he would be proud of a calf finally and not be ashamed any more of his crap calfs.there was no way anyone would beat his just ok flosser, its not a very common dance off either .but he was very wrong. Lord leigh did the impossible and winged the fuck out of the best ever floss off with poise, style, flapping his arms like a flappy fish finger over his head. every move was beautiful even the stupid ones.The straight lines were immaculate and if he could get 101 % for above perfection he would .But its not a real number idiots, is it?.Everyone cried happy tears even moo cow whos a milking heffa who has never known that he could have that feeling its absolute ultimate bliss usually only felt by monks. Lord leigh was given a gold medal and a crown from moo cow and how he managed to pull off the most prestigious and glamourous dance moves noone will ever know. It's a miracle , it's so rare ,only 2 lords in the world will ever reach this level of heirarchy perfection, actual heavenly high . one day he will be the king of flossy flossy bum bum silly poos university.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day