Brooke Morton Mug
Brooke Morton is An American Family Vloger. Brooke is a chubby, blonde that has a double chin. Brooke has nothing better to do all day but record (She doesn't even have a camera crew because she's not even an actual celebrity or an important person) what she and her daughter that has Down syndrome do all day. Brooke's Daughter has a birth defect because her mother wasn't even fully grown when she was born her mother was aged between 10-14 when Aloura was born and the teen moms that do have healthy babies are aged between 15-19. (Brooke didn't mean to get pregnant with Aloura therefore making Aloura a huge mistake that wasn't at all planned mainly because Brooke was under the age of consent when Aloura was born and the fact that Brooke has said countless times to all her viewers that Aloura wasn't planned). Brooke has the most mumbly voice ever by far, Brooke's voice indicates that she has a speech disorder and just like Aloura Brooke hasn't developed properly...and is slow. Brooke constantly labels her content with the word "comedy" meaning Brooke wants people to laugh at and make fun of both her and her family members. Brooke has a double chin which she got from her mother who also looks like Miss Piggy and Brooke thinks she's a good mom (at least that's what her bio reads) because she and her baby Daddy Jason are still together but that's because nobody else on earth wants to hook up with Jason or Brooke besides each other.
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i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
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its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling