Brooke Morton Tee
Brooke Morton is An American Family Vloger. Brooke is a chubby, blonde that has a double chin. Brooke has nothing better to do all day but record (She doesn't even have a camera crew because she's not even an actual celebrity or an important person) what she and her daughter that has Down syndrome do all day. Brooke's Daughter has a birth defect because her mother wasn't even fully grown when she was born her mother was aged between 10-14 when Aloura was born and the teen moms that do have healthy babies are aged between 15-19. (Brooke didn't mean to get pregnant with Aloura therefore making Aloura a huge mistake that wasn't at all planned mainly because Brooke was under the age of consent when Aloura was born and the fact that Brooke has said countless times to all her viewers that Aloura wasn't planned). Brooke has the most mumbly voice ever by far, Brooke's voice indicates that she has a speech disorder and just like Aloura Brooke hasn't developed properly...and is slow. Brooke constantly labels her content with the word "comedy" meaning Brooke wants people to laugh at and make fun of both her and her family members. Brooke has a double chin which she got from her mother who also looks like Miss Piggy and Brooke thinks she's a good mom (at least that's what her bio reads) because she and her baby Daddy Jason are still together but that's because nobody else on earth wants to hook up with Jason or Brooke besides each other.
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Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!