Bread Bank
welcome to the bread bank we sell bread, we sell loafs we got bread on deck, bread on the floor TOASTED ROASTED shut the fuck up listen i just need a baguette and a brioche we don't have either of those you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread- what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out it's gluten free i don't care if it's gluten free swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight tryna be on WORLDSTAR? wut, you gon' record it? ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION? what the fuck do you wanT? i'm the motherfucking MANAGER at the BREAD STORE B R E A D tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief we can't take shit out the bread why put it in in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack we got crackers no gluten fuck crackers it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah? hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit look we got whole wheat: gluten free texas toast: gluten free TORTILLA- fuck all that what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at? florida i knew it look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police i'm goin' WEAST nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant honestly, fuck y'all i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread what the fuck are you sayin'? all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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