Bread Bank Tee
welcome to the bread bank we sell bread, we sell loafs we got bread on deck, bread on the floor TOASTED ROASTED shut the fuck up listen i just need a baguette and a brioche we don't have either of those you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread- what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out it's gluten free i don't care if it's gluten free swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight tryna be on WORLDSTAR? wut, you gon' record it? ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION? what the fuck do you wanT? i'm the motherfucking MANAGER at the BREAD STORE B R E A D tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief we can't take shit out the bread why put it in in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack we got crackers no gluten fuck crackers it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah? hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit look we got whole wheat: gluten free texas toast: gluten free TORTILLA- fuck all that what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at? florida i knew it look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police i'm goin' WEAST nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant honestly, fuck y'all i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread what the fuck are you sayin'? all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating