Barista Mug
A poorly paid individual who politely endures the torture of rude posh customers every day they are at work. They are usually extremely interesting and intelligent people, yet are submitted to constant patronisation and unnecessary abuse by the individuals they serve. Identifying a Barista: They often show fabulous abilities in memory... Customer: "can I have a large extra hot soya 2 shot latte, 3 small cappuccinos, a medium wet chai latte, and a tea with 2 tea bags...to take away?" Barista: "No problem" They are identifiable by their muscular arms built by carrying enormous trays of dishes and coffee beans across their store... "Look at those arms on her!" "Yeah, definitely a Barista" When a Barista approaches, you will smell them before you see them, and can hence never be tired in their presence.. "Do you mind going on the sofa tonight? You smell of coffee so much that I can't sleep!" They are faster than ninjas with their hands on that coffee machine... Barista: "Your coffee is ready madam" Customer: "Woah already? I hadn't even reached for my purse yet!" They are polite, despite being continually tested by rude people... Silly individual: "I want a filter coffee with no milk please" Barista: "Sure, here you go - enjoy!" Silly individual: "I WANTED MILK WITH IT, WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?" Barista: "Oh, I'm so sorry sir, here's your milk" A Barista is always hard working, yet underestimated and under appreciated by many.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)