Barista Tee
A poorly paid individual who politely endures the torture of rude posh customers every day they are at work. They are usually extremely interesting and intelligent people, yet are submitted to constant patronisation and unnecessary abuse by the individuals they serve. Identifying a Barista: They often show fabulous abilities in memory... Customer: "can I have a large extra hot soya 2 shot latte, 3 small cappuccinos, a medium wet chai latte, and a tea with 2 tea bags...to take away?" Barista: "No problem" They are identifiable by their muscular arms built by carrying enormous trays of dishes and coffee beans across their store... "Look at those arms on her!" "Yeah, definitely a Barista" When a Barista approaches, you will smell them before you see them, and can hence never be tired in their presence.. "Do you mind going on the sofa tonight? You smell of coffee so much that I can't sleep!" They are faster than ninjas with their hands on that coffee machine... Barista: "Your coffee is ready madam" Customer: "Woah already? I hadn't even reached for my purse yet!" They are polite, despite being continually tested by rude people... Silly individual: "I want a filter coffee with no milk please" Barista: "Sure, here you go - enjoy!" Silly individual: "I WANTED MILK WITH IT, WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?" Barista: "Oh, I'm so sorry sir, here's your milk" A Barista is always hard working, yet underestimated and under appreciated by many.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating