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Linkgating: When a media or social media page hide valuable information behind a link. Unlike clickbait, this information is typically important and valid. They aren’t happy enough with you engaging with the post. They also want you clicking the link and scrolling through the ads to find the info. A specific form of gatekeeping.

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Pronoia: Pronoia is a mental condition we should all have. Pronoia is neologism that is defined as the opposite state of mind to paranoia: having a sense that there is a conspiracy that exists to help the person. It is also used to describe a philosophy that the world is set up to secretly benefit people. -AH Simkins

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booster: A person who steals items from retail stores only to then sell on the streets, usually for a discounted price.

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Thoosie: A roller coaster enthusiast who is realllly into roller coasters. Like, never fucked a pussy-level nerdom. Can often be spotted obsessing over non-important aspects of roller coasters, amusement parks, and entertainment industry, wearing cargo shorts, park pins, and a handheld digital camera. Fury 325, Steel Vengeance, and Orion shirts are also popular.

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Glowlag: That foggy, low-energy feeling after a really good experience ends. Not sad exactly, just… dimmer. Like emotional jet lag after a great night.

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Hatemaxxing: The act of intensely rooting against a person, team, organisation or entity out of sheer dislike, deriving satisfaction from their failures.

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Analysis Paralysis: When someone overthinks a decision so much that they end up not making one at all.

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Larp: Someone pretending to be a fan of a series or any other piece of media (mostly dominant in the animanga space) Originally meaning "live action roleplay" its now an insult similar to calling someone a "poser"

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Wrist Bait: Wrist Bait – Wearing an expensive luxury watch like a Rolex, Patek Philippe, Richard Mille, or a Jacob, usually in crowded city streets or nightlife areas, and flashing it off in public. By showing off, or constantly checking the time, you make yourself a prime target for thieves looking to snatch it.

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velvet hippo: An endearing term that refers to a pit bull terrier breed of dog

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Soft Reset: A quiet yet intentional restart where you realign your mindset, habits, and priorities. This is done without cutting people off, making announcements, or causing chaos. A soft reset is about choosing peace and growth over drama.

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strike: A typically French past-time

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bronouns: Using “bro” as a pronoun

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cabbage: 1. Buds of marijuana. 2. A person's head. Similar in usage to dome, wig, or melon.

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Fled Cruz: WHEN A TRAITOR ABANDONS HIS STATE AND OR COUNTRY DURING A DISASTER TO SEEK SAFE HARBOR IN MEXICO

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nolife: A verb that is used to describe the utter commitment to an activity performed by someone until the activity is completed (as if the person performing the activity has "no life" going on besides the activity at the time the activity is being performed).

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Chudling: A "chudling" refers to someone on the path to become a "Chud". Chud meaning someone who is physically unattractive and maintains unhealthy habits such as browsing discord, reddit etc.

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FUD: FUD is an acronym for "Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt" and is commonly used in the cryptocurrency community as a short way to describe negative information about a blockchain based currency or asset.

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big guy: To be large or imposing, often in relation to somebody else.

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cosplaytriot: A combination of the words “cosplay” and “patriot” describing one who wears patriotic symbols as a costume; often without regard for true patriotism.

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choppelganger: An individual who bears a striking resemblance to another person yet is regarded as a hideous, grotesque, or otherwise cosmetically degraded imitation; a distorted counterpart of one’s appearance.

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Phubbing: Phubbing: snubbing someone in favour of your mobile phone. We’ve all done it: when a conversation gets boring, the urge to check out an interesting person’s twitter/ Facebook/ Youtube/ Pinterest/whatever feed can be overwhelming.

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white rabbit: person who introduces you to enclosed group of interest or people, origins of this comes from the film Matrix and book named Alice in Wonderland

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perfidy: "treachery, basically"

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Brownshirt: Slang for a Nazi or fascist pig. Derived from the brown shirts worn by the Sturm Abteiling (SA). Brown was the color of the Nazi party in the 20's and 30's, much as red and blue are respectively associated with the Republican and Democratic parties in the US now. Side note - the Schutzstaffel (SS) primarily wore black uniforms.

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Humie: A derogatory term for a human being. Especially used by extraterrestrials.

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Friendslop: A term that originated in 2025 to describe the type of games like Lethal Company and R.E.P.O. In general, they are co-op multiplayer games that feature proximity voice chat, relying on internal banter for the majority of gameplay enjoyment. On the other hand, a single-player experience doesn't offer much.

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Lip Pillow: A zyn, ON!, or any other type of salt nicotine pouch.

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