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Larp tee front Larp tee back

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Larp: Someone pretending to be a fan of a series or any other piece of media (mostly dominant in the animanga space) Originally meaning "live action roleplay" its now an insult similar to calling someone a "poser"

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Wrist Bait: Wrist Bait – Wearing an expensive luxury watch like a Rolex, Patek Philippe, Richard Mille, or a Jacob, usually in crowded city streets or nightlife areas, and flashing it off in public. By showing off, or constantly checking the time, you make yourself a prime target for thieves looking to snatch it.

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velvet hippo: An endearing term that refers to a pit bull terrier breed of dog

Soft Reset tee front Soft Reset tee back

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Soft Reset: A quiet yet intentional restart where you realign your mindset, habits, and priorities. This is done without cutting people off, making announcements, or causing chaos. A soft reset is about choosing peace and growth over drama.

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strike: A typically French past-time

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bronouns: Using “bro” as a pronoun

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cabbage: 1. Buds of marijuana. 2. A person's head. Similar in usage to dome, wig, or melon.

Fled Cruz tee front Fled Cruz tee back

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Fled Cruz: WHEN A TRAITOR ABANDONS HIS STATE AND OR COUNTRY DURING A DISASTER TO SEEK SAFE HARBOR IN MEXICO

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nolife: A verb that is used to describe the utter commitment to an activity performed by someone until the activity is completed (as if the person performing the activity has "no life" going on besides the activity at the time the activity is being performed).

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Chudling: A "chudling" refers to someone on the path to become a "Chud". Chud meaning someone who is physically unattractive and maintains unhealthy habits such as browsing discord, reddit etc.

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FUD: FUD is an acronym for "Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt" and is commonly used in the cryptocurrency community as a short way to describe negative information about a blockchain based currency or asset.

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big guy: To be large or imposing, often in relation to somebody else.

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cosplaytriot: A combination of the words “cosplay” and “patriot” describing one who wears patriotic symbols as a costume; often without regard for true patriotism.

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choppelganger: An individual who bears a striking resemblance to another person yet is regarded as a hideous, grotesque, or otherwise cosmetically degraded imitation; a distorted counterpart of one’s appearance.

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Phubbing: Phubbing: snubbing someone in favour of your mobile phone. We’ve all done it: when a conversation gets boring, the urge to check out an interesting person’s twitter/ Facebook/ Youtube/ Pinterest/whatever feed can be overwhelming.

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white rabbit: person who introduces you to enclosed group of interest or people, origins of this comes from the film Matrix and book named Alice in Wonderland

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perfidy: "treachery, basically"

Brownshirt tee front Brownshirt tee back

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Brownshirt: Slang for a Nazi or fascist pig. Derived from the brown shirts worn by the Sturm Abteiling (SA). Brown was the color of the Nazi party in the 20's and 30's, much as red and blue are respectively associated with the Republican and Democratic parties in the US now. Side note - the Schutzstaffel (SS) primarily wore black uniforms.

Humie tee front Humie tee back

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Humie: A derogatory term for a human being. Especially used by extraterrestrials.

Friendslop tee front Friendslop tee back

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Friendslop: A term that originated in 2025 to describe the type of games like Lethal Company and R.E.P.O. In general, they are co-op multiplayer games that feature proximity voice chat, relying on internal banter for the majority of gameplay enjoyment. On the other hand, a single-player experience doesn't offer much.

Lip Pillow tee front Lip Pillow tee back

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Lip Pillow: A zyn, ON!, or any other type of salt nicotine pouch.

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pentester: A penetration tester, or "pentester", is a security specialist tasked with penetrating an organisation's most attractive assets and confidentially revealing all to management. They carry a bag of exciting devices, and tend to enjoy testing the human element of security the most.

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Floptropica: A fictional nation created by Floptok, a TikTok community. It is located on a fictional island called Flop Island, which is said to be located in the south of Chile and costs $35,000,000. It is a tropical country (even though it is located in the south of Patagonia region which is not tropical at all.) It has no capital city but it's largest city is Jilu. It is split into 9 states; Cupcakkea, Jiafeia, Nickicity, Cvmberty Island (part of Jiafeia), C.V.M (Contour Vast Minajland) and New Barbados. It has a population of 1,058,429 people and is ethnically and religiously diverse. Some of its inhabitants are Deborah Ali-Williams (the president of Floptropica), CupcakKe, Jiafei, Nicki Minaj and Lovely Peaches, all of whom are Floptok icons/characters. This country was once at war with so-called Da Boyz, and it's called the Badussy War. (Source: Floptok Wikia)

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Crafternoon: An afternoon solely devoted to the joys of craft. Mainly trophy & paper-plate based activites but encompasses a variety of art forms. The only 2 conditions are that the activity must be after midday and crafty.

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mid off: a competition between two people that are both considered to be "mid" or below average.

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fujoing: Often used in conjunction with the word “out.” The verb form of the noun “fujoshi,” commonly known as a female who enjoys BL comics/yaoi. “Fujoing out” is when someone who may not be a full-blown fujoshi, sees two men and immediately ships them.

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Service Top: Someone who is a top in bed but likes to service the other person (mostly only doing things for the other persons pleasure ) rather then dominating them

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Meme Dealer: That one person who always has memes on standby and is ready to deal the memes This person also has a lot of Dank memes This person is willing to deal the memes to anybody, even adults or teachers (if they are dealing the memes in school) I recommend getting a meme dealer that is always willing to deal the memes

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