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sans sheriff: Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

Breadhead: Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

Stink lines: As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

schmegegge: Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

eye bleach: Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

Stroad: Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

giantess: a female giant about 20 feet or more

disney money: The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

LGS: Local Game Store. Generally refers to card games, but many local game stores also have miniatures, D&D and comics.

Trendslop: Shameless low-effort content pumped out purely to capitalise on viral trends, especially on TikTok and other reel-based social media, sometimes utilising AI and dragging the trends to new heights of obnoxiousness.

plucked: A state of utter frustration. Taken from the annoyance of a chicken, or any feathered creature having their feathers plucked off.

Alpine Divorce: An Alpine Divorce is when in a relationship, one person will start acting in a way that involves leaving the other behind, leading to conflicts and eventually a breakup. An example would be going on a hike, and the first person in the relationship knows the second person is struggling (or sometimes not even that), and leaves them behind by walking faster than them and not bothering to check with them. And so the second person finds the first person, and breaks up with them.

errorgant: Adj. It means to be twice as certain as someone who is merely arrogant while possessing only one-tenth the requisite facts. Coined by Brandon Sanderson in “The Way of Kings”

liberty cabbage: What "patriotic" Americans called sauerkraut during the World War I years during the height of anti-German hysteria here in the United States.

anti-dentite: someone who doesn't like dentists.

commercial surrealism: A style of filmmaking that uses odd angles, zooms, pointless video effects, musical numbers, and sudden noises to try to keep an audience's attention, but ends up just drowning whatever information is intended with sheer noise. Common in the 1990s, for instructional videos and commercials. Best exemplified by Bill Nye. Coined by the RedLetterMedia series "Best of the Worst"

Finger princess: Someone who dosen't look things up on their own but always asks other people about things.

The Jordan Poole Effect: Performing or doing better in something, when there are hot women watching.

Pit hit: the act of sniffing someone’s armpit

MNML: MONDAY NIGHT MEAT LOAF

Double Cheeked Up: Someone with an immense amount of ass

Goonbait: Goonbait is sexualized content most often posted in short-form meme videos as a thumbnail or a short section of the video. The content can often be easily seen and interpreted as sexual in meaning and sometimes is simply cropped off pornographic content which bypasses platform rules. It is used to grab attention and pull in a larger viewer base and it often works due to the sexual content within.

mon-keigh: In the warhammer 40k universe, a derogitory term for Humans used by the alien Eldar. Its origins stem from a race of sub-intelligent beasts who once enslaved the eldar and were later killed, and though associated most often with humans, it broadly represents any race which the Eldar deem worthy of extermination.

Burnout Child Syndrome: A condition where students, regardless of academic ability, experience extreme stress and exhaustion due to overwhelming academic pressure. It leads to emotional fatigue, loss of motivation, and declining mental health.

Microlooting: The art of stealing small items from large corporations.

inshallah: arabic islamic origin - meaning 'god-willing' or 'if god is willing'

copeatious: Something is covered in cope.

Boofer: A person involved in some manner in the fire service who drives to fire incidents heard on the scanner to take pictures A firefighter who demonstrates neither professionalism nor skill on the fireground and during fire training; a moron