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Aura points: “Aura” is being cool or respected, but when a person does something embarrassing or not to be seen in a good light, they will lose “aura points.” Therefore, “aura points” is measuring how cool and/or respected someone is and is typically referred to as a loss of said “points.” This term gained much attraction in online spaces and conversations.

and the crowd goes mild: When someone’s music is so mid, it’s like “and the crowd goes home” but the music is mid

unboxing: A nerd's version of peeling off a girl's panties for the first time.

Kettle: Used in London, UK to refer to a wrist watch.

bottled: Slang in Christchurch new zealand, for when you get into a fight and hit your opponent in the head/face with a bottle

Struggle Bald: "Struggle Bald" refers to an individual who experiences hair loss, specifically a receding hairline or thinning follicles, and employs various methods to conceal or mitigate the effects of balding. This term humorously captures the endeavors made by someone to create an illusion of having a full head of hair despite the evident signs of hair loss. Generally, a person who is a “struggle bald" engages in different tactics to mask their thinning hair. This may involve the regular use of beanies, hats, or even resorting to hairstyles such as ponytails, all with the intent of fooling others into believing they possess a thick head of hair. These strategies are often temporary measures aimed at projecting a youthful and intact hairline.

planet ass: a place where people who get a lot of ass live, people who rarely get ass often express the desire to live on planet ass

Wabbit: "standard" Scots word meaning exhausted, tired, worn out, etc..

rub hog: A rub hog is someone who always wants to be rubbed (e.g. back or neck rub) in a non-sexual way. The rub hog generally only receives the massaging but does not offer reciprocation. This rub hog then turns into a rub log, going into a sleepy, near-comatose state.

Quant: A person who uses soulless, purely statistical means to determine and/or affect an outcome.

boom boom: basic, low level class. A regional adjective used in Tampa, FL

competence porn: Competence porn is a plot with a type of character who is insanely good at something - usually involving some plot-twisting plans. Coined by Reddit user Rabbithen.

FriYAY: The bastardization of the perfectly functional word ‘Friday’. A word that the mentally incompetent believe to be useful.

Exhaustipated: Exhaustipated is the feeling one has when he is so tired he just doesn't give a shit. It was my mother's expression when she put in an exhausting day of work and came in so tired she didn't want to cook, turn the bed down or use the effort to shit.

De-extinction: The ability to resurrect extinct species.

Shit Bow: An insincere bow, meant to dismiss rather than apologize.

fruit and flowers: What appears on band aftershow or tour parties expenses for expenditure on illegal items. Generally accepted to be code for drugs but may include other goods / services in locales where they are outlawed such as alchohol or prostitutes. The phrase may have originated on a Depeche Mode tour in the 90's (ref HolyMoly.co.uk)

deja moo: The feeling that you have heard this bull before.

moronification: - the process of simplifying everything as to be accessible or understood by a moron.

Dr Google: A person medically qualified by Google's search engine to diagnose symptoms of sickness.

cooked: a way of describing a scenario, person or object in an extremely negative way.

causeplay: Cosplaying but for a cause and to raise awareness.

robosexual: Generally speaking, someone whose primary sexual orientation is towards robots. They may be human or synthetic persons, and straight, gay, bi, etc is not specified. (Unfortunately, this word is often confused "romosexual," which is the only word that refers to someone who is both gay and a robot.) Inspired by Bender from the TV show Futurama

icescapee: The ice cube that ends up on the floor when you break a new tray of ice.

Hangxiety: The feeling of overwhelming guilt, stress, and worry you experience the day after a drinking binge. Hang-over Anxiety. Hangxiety!

Anecdata: Anecdotal information gathered and then presented as fact.

Deely Bobber: Headband with two obnoxious antennae-like protrusions (frequently springs), having bauble (frequently fluffy things) on the end. Most often seen on hen nights and charity runs.

Whiskey leaks: When you have had so much to drink that you end up spilling very important classified information that you should have never spoken about.