Urban Dictionary Tees

Cutlery Drawer: When more than two people are spooning it becomes a cutlery drawer

the mayor: one who everyone in the hood turns to when the have a problem, issue, concern, what have you the mayor usually is smart, and/or has some connections that he can use to help people

smit: (adjective) short for smitten; to be nearly head-over-heels but not quite; feelings of being in love with no definite promise or intention of falling in love completely; charmed; infatuated, with the connotation that there are no particular reasons for such intense feelings. More innocent in connotation than the synonym whipped.

chookas: Theatrical slang used mainly in Australia to wish performer good luck. Synonymous to "break a leg".

land shark: A land shark is a code used in veterinary medicine that refers to an animal that is vicious and deemed unsafe. This only happens if the animal has gotten lose and bit someone.

clean girl: girls who take pilates classes, eat fruit salads and vitamin supplements, smell like vanilla, are always in lululemon and aloyoga, drink kale smoothies, and remain single synonymous to the pink pilates princess and model off duty look

mastige: London advertising word, possibly used further. Name given to an product which is seen as a prestige item which also has mass market appeal. Mostly used for electronic gadgets.

assgenda: When someone has an agenda to be an ass, or asshole. Said person will enter a situation with the intention of being an ass...or dick...or douche...or tool.

ño: Not any, or used to give a negative response, but with a hint of latin sass

Husbando: Pronounced Huz-band-oh A masculine mirror to Waifu coming from "Husband" (similar to how Waifu comes from "Wife"). Usually used as a name for a fictional character that you have a big crush on.

Boomer Shooter: Noun - A First Person Shooter video game made in the 1990's, or such a game released since then that is characterized by the same conventions of the time. Examples can include Wolfenstein 3D, DOOM (1993), DOOM II: Hell on Earth, DOOM 64, Duke Nukem 3D, Shadow Warrior (1997), Blood, Quake and Quake II, DUSK (2018), etc.

unarrest: 1. Street tactic used by marchers and protesters who directly engage with police to assist in the escape of individuals who are in the process of being arrested. When a participant is apprehended by authorities, one or more people will rush the officer an attempt to either confuse them or pull the arrestee back into the crowd. 2. Process of on the street negotiations with authorities, often with the help of a legal observer, to get protesters who have been detained out of police custody. 3. Informal term for a legal process where persons who have been arrested can be released on the grounds of false arrest or insufficient evidence.

Yoder: Used in construction to describe high quality work, referring to the Amish quality of construction

Pitchslap: Sliding into someone’s DMs with an unsolicited business proposal or service offer. Connecting with someone under false pretences in order to pitch them your service or product. A bait and switch.

Freegan: Somebody who abstains from contributing to the economy and salvages society's wasted food and resources rather than purchase more themselves. Often pertains to a VEGAN (somebody who doesn't eat/wear animal products) who only makes exceptions when dealing with otherwise wasted items.

Nussy: Folds in an elderly white man’s neck when pinched with a collared shirt and tie to resemble female genetalia

Twinkfoot: A twink who also happens to be tall and hairy.

Mar-A-Lago Face: The face of a woman who has been "enhanced" through plastic surgery, most notably to increase their lips and cheeks to cartoonish proportions, often accompanied with Botox.

malaka: 1.a.) The Greek word for "wanker" usually used in a friendly manner between people that are good friends (thus eliminating the possibilities of misunderstanding the meaning and/or starting a fight) or b.) for abusive purposes,aka in english: "asshole". 2. A type of cheese that is made only in the Greek island of Krete

Fork found in kitchen: A slang term for a news report that is painfully obvious. Used sarcastically.

Gish Gallop: Infamous debate tactic used by amateurs, grifters who are paid by shills, and people who only care about winning alike, the Gish Gallop is a tactic in which one person purposefully gives as many incorrect or falsely-quoted statistics as possible in a very short time frame. This forces the opponent to waste speaking time taking down endless strawmen and lies created by their opponent, and is usually a sign that the utilizer is arguing in bad faith. People with scientifically/factually incorrect positions such as TERFs, Neo-Nazis, and infamously, Young Earth Creationists, often use this tactic as simply quoting reputable sources and studies is not an option.

Chatfished: To go on a date (especially one arranged online) and realize that the person’s wit, emotional depth, or conversational flair was entirely generated by ChatGPT or another AI — not their real personality. Unlike being catfished, which is about misleading appearance, being chatfished is about the dialogue and persona being AI-generated.

Truth nuke: When you can't take holding back on people and tell the truth no matter the circumstances

kinkeeping: The art of keeping an extended family together relying on direct interaction with loved ones and relations who are distant physically but thought of intermittently.

gomer: Medical slang for a patient who "has lost--often through age--what goes into being a human being" (quote from Samuel Shem's "The House Of God"). Typically an old demented noncommunicative patient. Stands for "Get Out Of My Emergency Room".

pizza bones: The outer crusts of a pizza.

Jirai Kei: Jirai Kei (地雷系), meaning "landmine-type", is a Japanese slang term used in a derogatory manner to label someone as "ticking time bomb". Just like with a real landmine, they are not recognisable as such until making a wrong step that's triggering an explosion. Below, the main characteristics of a landmine-type: - emotional instability - attention seeker - easily triggered - manipulative - obsessive Since 2020, the term has also become the name of a stereotype and character trope along the lines of "yandere", which attributes the previously mentioned traits to girls who wear dark alternative fashion styles.

gasolina theory: That the Song Gasolina can be paired/remixed with any and every song made and it’ll always be fire.