Urban Dictionary Tees

Conflama: Conflama is a "campy" word that can be used when conflict and drama are occuring simultaneously. It's a contraction of the words conflict + drama = conflama.

terp: slang abbreviation for interpreter, someone who translates in real time between two different languages, be it spoken or gestured used in the military and by hearing-impaired people not to be confused with terf

Buttbroken: An inappropriately strong or misdirected feeling of disappointment. Closely related to ButtHurt, but with much less aggressive indignation.

Facekini: Invented by Zhang Shifan in 2012, the facekini is essentially what you think it is: a bikini for your face. It’s a mask designed for swimmers and beachgoers which covers the head and reveals only the eyes, nose, and mouth. It quickly turned into a fashion trend despite its original use for protecting one’s face from the sun and irritants (because why not).

Astroterf: The combination of astroturf and TERF. The spamming of feminism-themed transphobic opinions in media at a scale disproportional to actual opinion.

eeriesistible: What adrenaline-junkies find haunted houses, creepy movies, and other fear-inducing objects/presentations.

URO: Unidentified Rectal Objects: Commonly used by aliens in the late 50s and 60s to experiment on humans in low income rural areas.

Baobei: Chinese (pinyin): precious or treasure, but also a term of endearment like "baby" or "love"; also synonymous with SiSi. Literally from "bao" meaning to cover or wrap or a bag or bundle and "bei" meaning "shell" (I guess). Other fun words related to "bao" include: baozi - Chinese buns (my favorite thing to eat!), literally meaning "bun bread" baobao - baby, or infant, literally "womb bun"

loleth: the medieval version of lol

muscle mommy: A woman with big muscle and that other girls look up to

banana code: (verb) to use 4011 at a self-service checkout machine to weigh out more expensive items at the going rate of bananas (typically $0.59/lb in 2013, future readers must adjust accordingly for inflation) (noun) the PLU (product look-up) code for bananas; (noun) the number 4011 that a shopper must use to weigh bananas in the self-service checkout aisle

hi bye friend: A person you would say "hi" and "bye" to casually, but little more. Generally someone desirable as an acquaintance and not anything more. From "This American Life"

Skeet: The unofficial name of a post on the social media platform, BlueSky. Portmanteau of “sky” and “tweet.”

hootenanny: A party, most generally one that is, well, chock full of hoot, with just a little bit of nanny.

Going Orca: the act of going bezerk or acting out at work due to years of accumulated frustration with your "captivity" and co-workers and a boss who really suck.

coolhunting: The practise of infiltrating youth cultures in an attempt to understand and predict trends and styles for the purpose of informing corporate product development and marketing.

PADAM: The French acronym used to describe someone who won't sleep with their other half before establishing their love/feelings for one another. It stands for, 'Pas Avant D'être Amoureux(se)": literally, 'not before being in love'.

same-sider: Term used in restaurant industry, for the unfortunate souls that find it unbearable to sit across from each other at a table, hence sitting on the same side of a table, this usually being a booth. Most likely there is major hand holding and petting, which can make for awkward moments with the waitress/waiter. And most of these occasions results in a shared meal.

manifestering: When something rotten is revealing itself.

sleepy ha has: when you've been up for like a day and a half and everything anyone says or does is the funniest thing you've ever seen