Urban Dictionary Tees

Astroterf: The combination of astroturf and TERF. The spamming of feminism-themed transphobic opinions in media at a scale disproportional to actual opinion.

eeriesistible: What adrenaline-junkies find haunted houses, creepy movies, and other fear-inducing objects/presentations.

URO: Unidentified Rectal Objects: Commonly used by aliens in the late 50s and 60s to experiment on humans in low income rural areas.

Baobei: Chinese (pinyin): precious or treasure, but also a term of endearment like "baby" or "love"; also synonymous with SiSi. Literally from "bao" meaning to cover or wrap or a bag or bundle and "bei" meaning "shell" (I guess). Other fun words related to "bao" include: baozi - Chinese buns (my favorite thing to eat!), literally meaning "bun bread" baobao - baby, or infant, literally "womb bun"

loleth: the medieval version of lol

muscle mommy: A woman with big muscle and that other girls look up to

banana code: (verb) to use 4011 at a self-service checkout machine to weigh out more expensive items at the going rate of bananas (typically $0.59/lb in 2013, future readers must adjust accordingly for inflation) (noun) the PLU (product look-up) code for bananas; (noun) the number 4011 that a shopper must use to weigh bananas in the self-service checkout aisle

hi bye friend: A person you would say "hi" and "bye" to casually, but little more. Generally someone desirable as an acquaintance and not anything more. From "This American Life"

Skeet: The unofficial name of a post on the social media platform, BlueSky. Portmanteau of “sky” and “tweet.”

hootenanny: A party, most generally one that is, well, chock full of hoot, with just a little bit of nanny.

Going Orca: the act of going bezerk or acting out at work due to years of accumulated frustration with your "captivity" and co-workers and a boss who really suck.

coolhunting: The practise of infiltrating youth cultures in an attempt to understand and predict trends and styles for the purpose of informing corporate product development and marketing.

PADAM: The French acronym used to describe someone who won't sleep with their other half before establishing their love/feelings for one another. It stands for, 'Pas Avant D'être Amoureux(se)": literally, 'not before being in love'.

same-sider: Term used in restaurant industry, for the unfortunate souls that find it unbearable to sit across from each other at a table, hence sitting on the same side of a table, this usually being a booth. Most likely there is major hand holding and petting, which can make for awkward moments with the waitress/waiter. And most of these occasions results in a shared meal.

manifestering: When something rotten is revealing itself.

sleepy ha has: when you've been up for like a day and a half and everything anyone says or does is the funniest thing you've ever seen

Inyeon: Korean term (인연) similar to the concept of fate or kismet used to describe how people are destined to cross paths in a meaningful way. The concept is a common idea in Eastern philosophy and not exclusively a Korean concept. When someone walks into your life, be it a stranger who brushes against you in crowd or a future romantic partner, it may seem like a small thing at first. But according to inyeon, every encounter with someone holds weight and is considered a culmination of events that have taken place over thousands of years and multiple lifetimes.

Blåhaj: Blåhaj (read as Blew-high) is the superior shark plushie produced by swedish furniture company IKEA. The Blåhaj is made of soft materials- no, hopes, dreams and happiness as it brings joy to everyone who sees it. It has recently become popular in the Trans and Femboy community, but it is a Shark plushie that can make everyone happy. And I do mean everyone. The Blåhaj truly is a masterpiece of craftsmanship.

Hagging: Hagging - when you go to meet up with friends and it is agreed upon that no one is to put in any effort to make themselves look nice. Greasy hair, no makeup and trackies are all encouraged.

niblings: A collective term for one's nieces and nephews

do you slap the dimpled balls?: Do you play golf?

corporate month: An annual month-long fundraising campaign taking place in June wherein the wealthiest corporations protect themselves with rainbow camouflage.

Eingleði: A popular Icelandic concept denoting "the joy of being single" - a portmanteau of the Icelandic words 'Einn' (one, single, or alone) and 'Gleði' (joy).

idk girl: A girl who doesn't know anything replies to everything with idk.

nesh: Being either afraid of the cold or feeling the cold a lot. Used across the Midlands of England and the north

agida: Italian-American slang for heartburn but it can also mean mental aggravation. The word is Italian-American slang derived from the Italian "agitare" meaning "to agitate. Found an article about one of the stars of The Sopranos who's working on a new movie about feuding pizza parlor owners. The title: "Agida." ...

Tip Pic: A picture of the head of someones penis typically sent as an alternative to the more popular ballsack pic. A "tip pic" begs the question, why?

Boymoder: Boymoders are transwomen who attempt to present as male while transitioning with feminizing hormones. Due to social anxiety, they're often afraid of showing any outward signs of femininity while being completely unaware that everyone can notice the changes. You can generally find them wearing oversized hoodies and women's skinny jeans regardless of the weather.