Urban Dictionary Tees

Hermit Mode: Hermit Mode is a period in anyone's life where depending on a situation you lock yourself away without telling anyone. Usually in Hermit Mode you restrict yourself from social networking sites and people in general. There's many reasons why you'd go into hermit mode such as depression, anxiety, boredom of company, stressed or he/she may haw studying to do but end up playing games anyway. Basically when people/friends learn this phase every so often, they realise that there's no point trying to talk them out of it, and no point trying to see them.

Toff: A wealthy person of English origin that also happened to be born that way. Usually you will find Daddy paid for his education and his Dad paid for his, they also get their jobs because of their Fathers/Uncles pulling strings, yet still have the gall to look down on the millions of unemployed people due to their efforts. In David Cameron's case all said Dads of Dads who got him where he is were stock brokers or so he told other stock brokers at a particular conference. They rarely have any problems in their lives save those that are due to inbreeding (which is common) and/or are their own fault. They have an awful tendency for getting involved in politics, law, finance and big business despite having very little clue about the real world and holding extremely derogatory views about ordinary people. The world is in a far worse state because of this. The French Revolutionaries and the Bolsheviks knew how best to treat people of their ilk in their respective countries, though somewhat crazy themselves.

Hoomer: A "Home Boomer". A person who insists that "hooms (homes) only go up" in value and deny the possibility of the real estate market being overvalued and unsustainable. Often times, hoomers are real estate agents or people who bought in to the market at the peak and have a vested interest in continuing to pump up the real estate bubble.

Cowabunga it is: An expression used to accept a challenge, wage war or defend one's honor by unspecified but extreme/chaotic measures. In all instances it is a simple way of indicating that come what may, your decision is set in stone.

Philadelphia Sunscreen: Using an empty sun cream container (preferably the spray kind) as a vessel to smuggle alcohol into events where its prohibited.

Yuddite: A person who believes in Eliezer Yudkowsky's (Yud) theory that technology has advanced to the point where human extinction is now inevitable due to AI development. That the current technology is already enough to continue the chain of exponential and self learning progress from AI to AGI to Superintellingence that will cause a human extinction event in the not too distant future. That we are already doomed as a species. (Yud + Luddite)

Ameriboo: Someone obsessed with America and American culture. The opposite of a weeaboo.

Snore D'oeuvre: A small nap taken before one's big, main sleep at night.

Google sonic foot fetish pics: Don’t actually do that

Ranch Fancy: Sophisticated cowboy cocktail attire or western wear for a formal setting or party

hiccaburp: A combination of a hiccup and a burp.

camping out: The act of performing oral sex on women for the necessary amount of time. Every good lover should be prepared to pitch the tent, unroll the sleeping bag and bring the pillow in order to satisfy the recipient. In other words...Put in the time and have a comfortable slumber when you’re going down under.

pre-grieve: Also pre-grieving, pre-grieved. How you handle it when someone dear to you is near death.

Ewphoria: When a trans person gets euphoria from validation but in a bad context. Like when a MtF gets cat called when walking in front of men, or when receiving unsolicited nudes from men etc...

Trial and Terror: When you attempt to do something, then panic because you realize you're about to hurt or humiliate yourself.

noodling: A form of fishing in which a crazy person runs into a lake and searches for holes on the bottom with his foot. Then he inserts his finger into the hole and lets something bite it. Hopefully, it's a catfish. If so, he wrestles the catfish to the surface and drags it to shore. If its not a catfish, he may lose his finger to a snapping turtle or his life to a water moccasin. Believe it or not, noodling is illegal in many states.

Nothing Culture: When people on social media make their lives about nothing, like people who make their whole stream about eating fast food. That is nothing culture.

dinkwad: Double Income No Kids with a dog

Donald Ducking: To walk around wearing only a shirt, in the style made famous by the Disney character of the same name.

road apple: a horse turd in the road. more of a rural phenomenon.

tickle-me-elmo hole: Refers to the hole in a product's package that allows the shopper to put their finger in and feel a material or push a button.

Grief Digger: A person who capitalises on the public grief surrounding a celebrity's death for attention or personal gain. When a well-known person dies, within minutes a Grief Digger posts a photo of themselves with the famous person, exaggerating their personal connection to them, claiming a close friendship or partial credit for their achievements that can no longer be verified by the deceased. Similar to a Gold Digger, their ulterior motives are in stark contrast to their outward sincerity.

Dickpigging: When a person/people REALLY want the D so they give compliments, flirt, etc. Similar to when a person walks by and a group of men/women say, "You look good, shorty. I like your outfit. Can I get your number?"

proxy beef: When you have beef with someone on someone else's behalf.

Kaigai Niki: Kaigai Niki (海外ニキ) or "Overseas Bros" is a term used mostly by Japanese VTubers to refer to fans and viewers outside of Japan. It is a portmanteau of kaigai (海外, "overseas" or "foreign") and aniki (アニキ, "older brother").

backseat cooking: When you tell someone how to cook something or tell them you did something wrong.

Jewish Easter: The day after Easter, when all of the candy is on sale.

boar on the floor: A game played by rich media moguls, to find moles among their staff - involves oinking, crawling, eating sausages and cult-like chanting