The Lemon and Saucepan club
A club that worships Lemons and Saucepans alike. Founded by : Lemon Lezog Lemming LeMoon Co-founded by: Marty Vibratey Saucepany To become a member you must indure an intense spanking session by either myself or the co-founder. You must then recite 'the little book of complete bollocks' Having completed these tasks you will then be given a name. The ten comandments of the Lemon and Saucepan club: 1. Thou shalt not worship any other fruit vegetable or kitchen appliance 2. Thou shalt not idolise any other fruit vegetable or kichen appliance 3. Thou shalt not mistreat Lemons or Saucepans, And thou shalt not use any lemon or saucepan for evil 4. Remember the saucepan day and keep it Lemony, On this day thou shalt take a break....have a kitkat 5. Honor thy Lemon and thy Saucepan 6. Thou shalt not kill any Lemons or Saucepans. Thou shalt not squeeze a lemon or burn a saucepan 7. Thou shalt not run off with other fruits, vegetables or kitchen appliances 8. Thou shalt not steal a lemon or saucepan, thou must keepith thy fellow groser and currys worker in buisiness. 9. Do not fausely accuse thy fellow lemon and saucepan worshiper of stealing 10. Thou shalt not covert another mans Lemon or Saucepan.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.

This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.
Would have like the entire cup with purple color. Not just the part with the slogan. It's a nice cup!
It was fantastic very good quality.
The printing, the Word and it's definition -- were not quite what I expected. And the same word definition ordered on two different mugs, and yet each was described / defined differently.
This was easy to order although I wish the preview pics showed the next on both sides once you finish customizing. But I appreciated that if the text doesn't fit they email you and ask what you want it to say. Came out great and I can't wait to give it as a gift
Sent to a friend. He loved it!
Well printed, the mug's ceramic is of good quality, I'm not sure what else I can add. I am surprised it could be printed and shipped so quickly based on my earlier experience printing/kiln-firing/baking this kind of product. Well done.
Funny cup that my girl absolutely loved!
my partner thought it was very silly
I’m excited to have gotten it. I’m going to give it to a man at my church that volunteers this time and won’t stop working! So the inscription is perfect for him.
Easy to order and customize. Very tough, solid, and well-made. Nice and hefty in the hand.
Looked great and delivered fast.

urban dictionary is my personal lifeline to the divine, thank you for selling me a $35 coffee cup that I gave to friend, bought another and gave that another friend. Likely asking, rather in need of, a six or more discount code, for six or more gifts to friends! Xoxo
Perfect way to start my day!

The mug looks great and hasn't faded after multiple runs through the dishwasher. It microwaves well, and the text is sufficiently unruly.

The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!

Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
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