The Lemon and Saucepan club
A club that worships Lemons and Saucepans alike. Founded by : Lemon Lezog Lemming LeMoon Co-founded by: Marty Vibratey Saucepany To become a member you must indure an intense spanking session by either myself or the co-founder. You must then recite 'the little book of complete bollocks' Having completed these tasks you will then be given a name. The ten comandments of the Lemon and Saucepan club: 1. Thou shalt not worship any other fruit vegetable or kitchen appliance 2. Thou shalt not idolise any other fruit vegetable or kichen appliance 3. Thou shalt not mistreat Lemons or Saucepans, And thou shalt not use any lemon or saucepan for evil 4. Remember the saucepan day and keep it Lemony, On this day thou shalt take a break....have a kitkat 5. Honor thy Lemon and thy Saucepan 6. Thou shalt not kill any Lemons or Saucepans. Thou shalt not squeeze a lemon or burn a saucepan 7. Thou shalt not run off with other fruits, vegetables or kitchen appliances 8. Thou shalt not steal a lemon or saucepan, thou must keepith thy fellow groser and currys worker in buisiness. 9. Do not fausely accuse thy fellow lemon and saucepan worshiper of stealing 10. Thou shalt not covert another mans Lemon or Saucepan.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
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I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.
Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.

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Great present for a retiring colleague with custom saying she's known for!

Loved this mug! So unique and you can edit the text to add something unique.
I gave it to my friend who took money from me and never returned.
I love the fact that I was able to customize my name since I've never been able to find anything with my name. The only downside is it's smaller than I thought it would be (I guess I didn't pay much attention to that), wish it was bigger, only about 10 oz total.
It's simply awesome; and plus, the word means a lot.
Really fast and looks great! Took a chance on Christmas gift and it was a success!
Awesome mug feels really nice good weight and color although I think the shade could be a little brighter when it comes to the highlighter yellow, I am still pleased with the outcome and the fact that a whole passage was so neatly printed onto the product, very pleased with the packaging too! That made it so easy to wrap just in time for Christmas. Who knew!!
okay so the mug was mid but when you have a genz meme and give it to one of the most serious people you know then it's pretty funny
Nice mug, great feel‼️
Perfect!
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!

Perfect gift for my gf
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