The Lemon and Saucepan club tee
A club that worships Lemons and Saucepans alike. Founded by : Lemon Lezog Lemming LeMoon Co-founded by: Marty Vibratey Saucepany To become a member you must indure an intense spanking session by either myself or the co-founder. You must then recite 'the little book of complete bollocks' Having completed these tasks you will then be given a name. The ten comandments of the Lemon and Saucepan club: 1. Thou shalt not worship any other fruit vegetable or kitchen appliance 2. Thou shalt not idolise any other fruit vegetable or kichen appliance 3. Thou shalt not mistreat Lemons or Saucepans, And thou shalt not use any lemon or saucepan for evil 4. Remember the saucepan day and keep it Lemony, On this day thou shalt take a break....have a kitkat 5. Honor thy Lemon and thy Saucepan 6. Thou shalt not kill any Lemons or Saucepans. Thou shalt not squeeze a lemon or burn a saucepan 7. Thou shalt not run off with other fruits, vegetables or kitchen appliances 8. Thou shalt not steal a lemon or saucepan, thou must keepith thy fellow groser and currys worker in buisiness. 9. Do not fausely accuse thy fellow lemon and saucepan worshiper of stealing 10. Thou shalt not covert another mans Lemon or Saucepan.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!