World of Warcraft Mug
A place you go when your life is low You have no friends, and nowhere to go You sit at home on the basement floor And pay blizzard until you're poor You wish you had some girls around But frankly, panties can't be found Drop rates low and too many quests Shit I just realized, it's brew fest! Your friends come by and want to hang But the garrosh fight is such a pain You tell them you have things to do They flip you off and say FUCK YOU! Now high on redbull, wide awake Up all night, piece of cake I'll sleep at work, tomorrow morning I haven't even got a warning Dammit! Speaking of such an event A rare spawn is here! Call guild on my vent! I log on later, after a long day of work I pull out my penis and I fap and I jerk So many night elves to hit on tonight More players in warsong to pvp fight got gold to farm, I just can't refrain! Leveling enchanting, on my other main Selling some armor in auction house Fuck my life, who needs a spouse. Noises from that basement persisted for days It reeked of purple haze and dead billy mays Dorritos and pizza covered the rug And heat emulated from the broken wall plug You're passed out cold and on the couch You hear a voice scream: GET UP SLOUCH! You turn around, nearly dazed Your eyes so tired and screen gazed It's your mom, pissed as deathwing! Get off your ass and do something! Dad and I are working our butts off While you sit here playing in Azeroth! Get off wow NOW!!! OKAYYYY!!!
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Customer Reviews
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awesome product!
This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
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It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
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wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^