World of Warcraft mug
A place you go when your life is low You have no friends, and nowhere to go You sit at home on the basement floor And pay blizzard until you're poor You wish you had some girls around But frankly, panties can't be found Drop rates low and too many quests Shit I just realized, it's brew fest! Your friends come by and want to hang But the garrosh fight is such a pain You tell them you have things to do They flip you off and say FUCK YOU! Now high on redbull, wide awake Up all night, piece of cake I'll sleep at work, tomorrow morning I haven't even got a warning Dammit! Speaking of such an event A rare spawn is here! Call guild on my vent! I log on later, after a long day of work I pull out my penis and I fap and I jerk So many night elves to hit on tonight More players in warsong to pvp fight got gold to farm, I just can't refrain! Leveling enchanting, on my other main Selling some armor in auction house Fuck my life, who needs a spouse. Noises from that basement persisted for days It reeked of purple haze and dead billy mays Dorritos and pizza covered the rug And heat emulated from the broken wall plug You're passed out cold and on the couch You hear a voice scream: GET UP SLOUCH! You turn around, nearly dazed Your eyes so tired and screen gazed It's your mom, pissed as deathwing! Get off your ass and do something! Dad and I are working our butts off While you sit here playing in Azeroth! Get off wow NOW!!! OKAYYYY!!!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
YOIT Ligma balls bitch. YOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT
What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.
Deathless but probably comatose verse This cup is a beautiful mug From which I am happy to chug while engaging in jomo (the obverse of fomo), and pulling the ol' cyber plug.
The mug is just the right size, and the graphics are awesome!
This mug... this mug gave me a feeling that I can only describe as pure euphoria. The 'MRI - Man's a Real Idiot' mug is truly a gift from above. I cannot express how happy I am with it. When it arrived at my front door, it was a moment of epiphany for myself. My eyes were opened. I understood what was missing in my life... and it was that very mug. Whoever created it is truly gifted. I bless them. You too could purchase it, although the price may seem high at first, for what it is, it is the greatest deal one could ever make.
Would have like the entire cup with purple color. Not just the part with the slogan. It's a nice cup!
Wow! Outstanding mug! I strive to be swoogish one day