World of Warcraft Tee
A place you go when your life is low You have no friends, and nowhere to go You sit at home on the basement floor And pay blizzard until you're poor You wish you had some girls around But frankly, panties can't be found Drop rates low and too many quests Shit I just realized, it's brew fest! Your friends come by and want to hang But the garrosh fight is such a pain You tell them you have things to do They flip you off and say FUCK YOU! Now high on redbull, wide awake Up all night, piece of cake I'll sleep at work, tomorrow morning I haven't even got a warning Dammit! Speaking of such an event A rare spawn is here! Call guild on my vent! I log on later, after a long day of work I pull out my penis and I fap and I jerk So many night elves to hit on tonight More players in warsong to pvp fight got gold to farm, I just can't refrain! Leveling enchanting, on my other main Selling some armor in auction house Fuck my life, who needs a spouse. Noises from that basement persisted for days It reeked of purple haze and dead billy mays Dorritos and pizza covered the rug And heat emulated from the broken wall plug You're passed out cold and on the couch You hear a voice scream: GET UP SLOUCH! You turn around, nearly dazed Your eyes so tired and screen gazed It's your mom, pissed as deathwing! Get off your ass and do something! Dad and I are working our butts off While you sit here playing in Azeroth! Get off wow NOW!!! OKAYYYY!!!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it