Matt
Nice guy, shy, focused. Makes you feel special, adored, amazing, says all the right things. Goal=Bed. Kisses you softly all over, slowly undresses you, watches your reaction, a snake ensnaring a mouse. He has you in chaos of agitated excitement & you want to jump his cock, he takes you to Heaven with his mastery of sexual skill. Wants a woman that completely devotes herself to him, open & vulnerable. Passive female that doesn't question & accepts that this is all it will ever be. God-like lover makes you cum so hard over & over that you're exhausted by the time he's finished with you; compensating. Matt's don't talk. Many women in his bed, on stand-by & one that just left before you arrived. Guiltless, emotionless. Loves the body not the woman. Not handsome, lazy, messy, gluttonous, hates doing work. Smart but thinks he's more brilliant than he actually is. Leaves you wanting more so you will never get enough of him. Narcissistic and will not ask about your life/interests. Doesn't have many friends & just like his conquests, they come & go. Has many layers that need to be peeled back in order to really get to know him, that is if he wants you to. Guards his true self like a precious diamond. People refer to him as socially awkward, personality disorder, too constrained. Says negative things on social media sites unless directed at his next target female. Fantastic lover, available for sex, and keep ex's around for pleasure. Don't try to date a Matt Just Fuck one!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
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