Matt
Nice guy, shy, focused. Makes you feel special, adored, amazing, says all the right things. Goal=Bed. Kisses you softly all over, slowly undresses you, watches your reaction, a snake ensnaring a mouse. He has you in chaos of agitated excitement & you want to jump his cock, he takes you to Heaven with his mastery of sexual skill. Wants a woman that completely devotes herself to him, open & vulnerable. Passive female that doesn't question & accepts that this is all it will ever be. God-like lover makes you cum so hard over & over that you're exhausted by the time he's finished with you; compensating. Matt's don't talk. Many women in his bed, on stand-by & one that just left before you arrived. Guiltless, emotionless. Loves the body not the woman. Not handsome, lazy, messy, gluttonous, hates doing work. Smart but thinks he's more brilliant than he actually is. Leaves you wanting more so you will never get enough of him. Narcissistic and will not ask about your life/interests. Doesn't have many friends & just like his conquests, they come & go. Has many layers that need to be peeled back in order to really get to know him, that is if he wants you to. Guards his true self like a precious diamond. People refer to him as socially awkward, personality disorder, too constrained. Says negative things on social media sites unless directed at his next target female. Fantastic lover, available for sex, and keep ex's around for pleasure. Don't try to date a Matt Just Fuck one!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Good quality, not cheesy.
It’s an awesome mug
it's great get it with the definition of your b and make it cuteee
Great as punctuation to an inside joke. Very expensive for a coffee cup.
Excellent communication. Prompt service. Quality product.
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
¡Soy profesora de español y lo voy a usar en mi clase en la universidad!
I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
You guys are fantastic! Will continue to do business with you. Thank you so very much.
Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
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