Chino Wanker
The Chino Wanker has been a common species amongst the UK youth since around 2010. They are aged between early-to-mid teens and early 20s, and are especially common on University campuses. Usually, a Chino Wanker... - Wears Chinos, Vans and vintage tees, as well as Jack Wills, Hollister and Abercrombie - Thinks any mainstream autotuned music, such as Nicki Minaj, Rihanna and Chris Brown is the be-all, end-all of music - Frequents the shittest, soulless clubs that play nothing but pop crap - Describes anything that occurs which is slightly humorous as "banter". It doesn't even need to fit the actual proper definition of banter - Describes person who does slightly humorous things as "a LAD" - Thinks they are the epitome of macho, despite dressing like a member of One Direction - Idolises Joey Essex and Mario "LADotelli" - Posts really shit anecdotes about how wacky and laddish they are on sites like UniLAD. - Objectifies the female gender. The only references they'll ever make to women is talking about which "wench" they "smashed" or really shit unfunny jokes about kitchens and sandwiches - Watches comedy programmes with basic humour like Inbetweeners and Big Bang Theory - Occasionally some Chino Wankers are edgy and prefer leftfield Indie like The Vaccines and Ed Sheeran. If you are reading this definition and all these sound like they describe you to a tee, then congratulations! You are a Chino Wanker!
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