Chino Wanker Tee
The Chino Wanker has been a common species amongst the UK youth since around 2010. They are aged between early-to-mid teens and early 20s, and are especially common on University campuses. Usually, a Chino Wanker... - Wears Chinos, Vans and vintage tees, as well as Jack Wills, Hollister and Abercrombie - Thinks any mainstream autotuned music, such as Nicki Minaj, Rihanna and Chris Brown is the be-all, end-all of music - Frequents the shittest, soulless clubs that play nothing but pop crap - Describes anything that occurs which is slightly humorous as "banter". It doesn't even need to fit the actual proper definition of banter - Describes person who does slightly humorous things as "a LAD" - Thinks they are the epitome of macho, despite dressing like a member of One Direction - Idolises Joey Essex and Mario "LADotelli" - Posts really shit anecdotes about how wacky and laddish they are on sites like UniLAD. - Objectifies the female gender. The only references they'll ever make to women is talking about which "wench" they "smashed" or really shit unfunny jokes about kitchens and sandwiches - Watches comedy programmes with basic humour like Inbetweeners and Big Bang Theory - Occasionally some Chino Wankers are edgy and prefer leftfield Indie like The Vaccines and Ed Sheeran. If you are reading this definition and all these sound like they describe you to a tee, then congratulations! You are a Chino Wanker!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
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Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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