BlowJob Mug
In short: the art of sucking a man's dick. This can be done by either a man or a woman, kinda depends on the guy recieving. Most girls find it degusting, but I think it's a great way of showing your partner that you care, or even love, them. Techniques include swirling tongue around penis, humming or moaning, sucking (obviously) and deep throating, which is much desired, though requires practice so you don't activitvate the gag reflex, though again, some man like this. No teeth, it can really put an end to any pleasure, as it is very sensitive down there. This can be used in fore-play and just as a way of getting your guy off. If the latter is the case, then make sure you show plenty of care and attention to show him that him cumming in your mouth is what you want more then anything at that moment. Most guys also like it when you swollow, so always swollow with a smile and be proud that he actaully trusts you enough to let his penis anywhere near your teeth.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling