BlowJob Tee
In short: the art of sucking a man's dick. This can be done by either a man or a woman, kinda depends on the guy recieving. Most girls find it degusting, but I think it's a great way of showing your partner that you care, or even love, them. Techniques include swirling tongue around penis, humming or moaning, sucking (obviously) and deep throating, which is much desired, though requires practice so you don't activitvate the gag reflex, though again, some man like this. No teeth, it can really put an end to any pleasure, as it is very sensitive down there. This can be used in fore-play and just as a way of getting your guy off. If the latter is the case, then make sure you show plenty of care and attention to show him that him cumming in your mouth is what you want more then anything at that moment. Most guys also like it when you swollow, so always swollow with a smile and be proud that he actaully trusts you enough to let his penis anywhere near your teeth.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it