John Glenn High School Mug
1. A small high school in Long Island, New York, abbreviated as JGHS or Elwood. 2. Usually throws the best parties compared to Commack and other districts. 3. Where rumors spread to everybody in hours. 4. The cafeteria has a gradient of social classes. 5. The freshman hallway always smells like smoke and weed. 6. At least one bomb threat from the middle school every month. 7. You go to Marino if you need a late pass. 8. You wish you could move far, far away. 9. You always find out that one person who was sending you shit on Formspring. 10. Gum is the new currency and BBM is your means of communication. 11. Everyone knows your name, not your story. 12. You know one random fact about almost everyone in the building. 13. You enjoy pissing Mr. Rose off at one point in your life. 14. You anticipate Freshman Friday every year even though you know what it's all about. 15. You avoid the student lot when it rains at all costs.
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Customer Reviews
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image