John Glenn High School Mug
1. A small high school in Long Island, New York, abbreviated as JGHS or Elwood. 2. Usually throws the best parties compared to Commack and other districts. 3. Where rumors spread to everybody in hours. 4. The cafeteria has a gradient of social classes. 5. The freshman hallway always smells like smoke and weed. 6. At least one bomb threat from the middle school every month. 7. You go to Marino if you need a late pass. 8. You wish you could move far, far away. 9. You always find out that one person who was sending you shit on Formspring. 10. Gum is the new currency and BBM is your means of communication. 11. Everyone knows your name, not your story. 12. You know one random fact about almost everyone in the building. 13. You enjoy pissing Mr. Rose off at one point in your life. 14. You anticipate Freshman Friday every year even though you know what it's all about. 15. You avoid the student lot when it rains at all costs.
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Customer Reviews
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.